I remember the time in my youth
When I was allowed to stay up late
On New Year’s Eve and I was thrilled
But now on that ominous date
As I have reached middle age
Being forced to participate is my
fate
Thursday, 31 December 2020
I REMEMBER THE TIME IN MY YOUTH
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION # 3
I was divorced from my wife
Due to my serial infidelity
And found myself in bed
With a girl called Felicity
It was on New Year’s Day
When she asked me
“Did you make a resolution?
What was it? Go on tell me”
I replied “Not to be unfaithful
Ever again to my chosen mate”
“How’s that going?” she asked
“Ask me after our second date”
NEW YEARS IS JUST AN EXCUSE
New Years is just an excuse
For girls to dress inappropriately
And that’s why New Years
Is the best holiday for me
NEW YEAR’S EVE FANCY DRESS
My friend asked me
What I was going to be
For New Year’s Eve
I said “Drunk will do me”
RATHER THAN MAKE A POINTLESS RESOLUTIONS
Rather than make a pointless resolutions
I will make a wish for those I hold
dear
May you always have all that you need
And want all you have, Happy New
Year!
IF YOU WERE BORN IN LATE SEPTEMBER
If you were born in late September,
The bells should definitely start to
clang
As its pretty safe to assume that
your folks
Started out the New Year with a Bang
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