Saturday, 7 February 2026

TO KEEP TRACK OF FIREPLACES

 

To keep track of fireplaces

He has visited on his slog

Around the globe Santa

Claus has to keep a Log

YOUNG SNOWMEN

 

In the frozen north 

The snowmen

Call their offspring

Their Chill-dren

ALPHABETICAL CHRISTMAS

 

Do you know why the Christmas alphabet

Is one letter short? Then I will happily tell

There are only twenty-five letters in it

Because the Christmas alphabet has Noel

PEERING AT THE WINDOW

 

In the morning Santa stood

At the window to peer

And said to Mrs. Claus

“It looks like rein dear”

ADVENT CALENDARS ARE GOING OUT OF FASHION

 

Advent Calendars are going out of fashion

As their popularity is so encumbered

But in truth they’re going out of fashion

Because frankly their days are numbered

BROKEN DRUM

 

A broken drum is the best

Christmas gift you can get

That might surprise you

But you really can’t beat it

GINGERBREAD SLEEPERS

 

When gingerbread men lay

On their beds, Perchance to sleep

They do so every single night

Laying down on a cookie sheet