TO KEEP TRACK OF FIREPLACES

 

To keep track of fireplaces

He has visited on his slog

Around the globe Santa

Claus has to keep a Log

ALPHABETICAL CHRISTMAS

 

Do you know why the Christmas alphabet

Is one letter short? Then I will happily tell

There are only twenty-five letters in it

Because the Christmas alphabet has Noel

PEERING AT THE WINDOW

 

In the morning Santa stood

At the window to peer

And said to Mrs. Claus

“It looks like rein dear”

ADVENT CALENDARS ARE GOING OUT OF FASHION

 

Advent Calendars are going out of fashion

As their popularity is so encumbered

But in truth they’re going out of fashion

Because frankly their days are numbered

BROKEN DRUM

 

A broken drum is the best

Christmas gift you can get

That might surprise you

But you really can’t beat it

GINGERBREAD SLEEPERS

 

When gingerbread men lay

On their beds, Perchance to sleep

They do so every single night

Laying down on a cookie sheet

DASHER, DANCER AND PRANCER

 

Dasher, Dancer and Prancer

Are coffee loving schmucks

That’s why Santa calls them

His three great Star Bucks

CANDY CHRISTMAS TREE

 

On a Christmas Tree

Amidst all the Glints

The trees favourite

Candy is Orna Mints

NOT BEFUDDLED

 

Old snowmen

Don’t get befuddled

Old snowmen

Just become puddles

CHRISTMAS MUMMIES

 

Why do Mummies

Think Christmas is so apt

I think they love it

Because they get unwrapped

SANTAS GOOD AT KARATE

 

Santas good at Karate

At least I’ve always felt

I guess I thought that

Because he has a black belt

AT THE NORTH POLE THEY DON’T PERMIT

 

At the North Pole they don’t permit

Elf’s to play a single gambling game

But one Elf played the lottery and won

I won’t say more but Welfy is his name

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – CHRISTMAS IN BIG SKY COUNTRY (2023)

 

Becca Collins (Rebecca Dalton) runs her yarn shop in Montana and sources the wool locally from the family farm run by her father Anthony (Shaun Johnston) and sister Rose (Tamara Duarte).

But the shop is struggling to make ends meet and her brother-in-law Josh (Mark Ghanimé) has to work on an oil rig in Alaska to bring money in.

After an incident on the rig and communications are cut off and they are getting not reports from the company in Houston.

So to appease the families new promoted PR Agent Logan Johnston (Olivier Renaud) is sent to Montana, but he soon realises he is just there to improve the company's image and after meeting Becca and her family he rebels against his heartless corporate boss Martin Hill (Conrad Coates) and  finds himself in the fight to save those on board the stricken platform and before long he and Becca are stricken.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – HOLIDAY IN THE HAMPTONS (2024)

 

When Real Estate Manager Jade Lewis (Ashley Brinkman) is informed by her father Arnold (Eric Roberts) that she has inherited her grandfather's home in the Hamptons.

When she gets to the house she discovers that neither time nor distance truly extinguish the sparks of first love when she meets her childhood sweetheart Diego Murillo (Mario Silva).

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE IRISH (2024)

 

Rose Walsh (Fiona Gubelmann) is a property investor who buys up run down real estate and after renovating she quicky sells them on.

She is a bit of a nomad so just before Christmas she travels to Ireland to flip a cottage she purchased for a bargain price.

However on arrival she discovers to find the property is in need of substantial repairs and is a listed property.

The townspeople are very welcoming and she makes friends with two other visitors Sandy and Caitlin (Tara Egan Langley and Flavia Watson) while she is staying at the hotel.

She has to work closely with Sean O'Loughlin (Eoin Macken) who helps her with the rules and regulations while introducing her to embrace Irish Christmas traditions,

Inevitably they find themselves falling for each other but can the relationship go anywhere when Sean has no desire to leave his hometown and she has a fear of settling down in one spot.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – AWESOMEST CHRISTMAS EVER (2024)

 

Just before Christmas Ollie (Gus Wilder Howell) discovers that his parents Noreen and Oskar (Sonya Davis and Steve Mallers) are going to divorce and they will be moving away in the New Year.

Not wanting to leave behind his best friend Trevor (Izzy Richter) he turns to his wannabee girlfriend Katie (Ellison Pipe) for help to get his parents to stay together because of her romantic insights.

He is also assisted by an unusual ally who he met at a Christmas Tree farm, a talking Christmas tree (Elena Flory-Barnes).

So will Ollie succeed in reuniting his parents and will Katie get her boyfriend?

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – A CHRISTMAS LESS TRAVELLED (2024)

 

Desi Philips (Candace Cameron Bure) faces a dilemma, her diner is in debt and the only way to save it is to sell her late father's beloved old pickup truck.

While getting the truck ready for sale she discovers an audio cassette tape on which her father has left a message and instructions for her to embark on a road trip to pleasure bluff and making some stops along the way.

A seemingly chance meeting outside her diner, when she is about to set off, with a handsome stranger called Greyson (Eric Johnson), who asks to join her because he has business at her destination.

It soon turns into an intriguing journey for Desi as she learns things about her late parents, especially her father and she also discovers who Greyson really is.

So when she reaches Treasure Bluff will she find the courage to embrace the future and will Greyson be in it.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – TIMELESS TIDINGS OF JOY (2025)

 

Businesswoman Ally (Candace Cameron Bure) returns to her old hometown because she has finally found a buyer for the greeting-card shop her Grandma Joy (Cheryl Swan) left her to arrange the sale.

When she gets to the shop in Indiana, she meets Bennett (Paul Greene) who runs the shop for her.

Ally wishes her grandmother had sold it back when she had the chance in 1945, but he doesn't want her to sell, and as they argue about it, thunderclaps and lightning strikes, and when they look around, they're still in the shop, but its 1945, and young grandma Joy (Natasha Bure) is there.

Ally sees it as an opportunity to persuade her grandmother to take the offer to sell, so will she succeed and what will happen if she does?

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – WE MET IN DECEMBER (2025)

 

Annie Lane (Autumn Reeser) and Dave Weeks (Niall Matter) meet during an enforced layover at a Luxury Hotel after their flights are cancelled, and they fall in love after they spend a pleasant evening together.

After kissing goodnight they parted company and planned to continue to get to know each other on the plane the next day as they are both booked on the morning flight to Chicago, so they didn’t exchange contact details.

Unfortunately Dave slept in and missed the flight, so the pair have to embark on separate quests to find each other, using snippets of their conversations from their night at the hotel, as the only they know about each other is their first names and that they live in the same city.

So it turns into a labour on both sides, as they grasp at one lead after another, so will they ever meet again?

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – THE HOUSE WITHOUT A CHRISTMAS TREE (1972)

 

Its 1946 and in Clear River Nebraska, a young 10-year-old girl named Addie Mills (Lisa Lucas) lives with her father (Jason Robards) and Grandma (Mildred Natwick).

Addie desperately wants a Christmas Tree at home, but her father won’t allow it because he is a bitter widower and doesn’t want to be reminded of the

 desperately craves a Christmas tree, but her bitter father refuses because of events from the family's past.

Things come to a head when she wins the class Christmas Tree and brings it home and sets it up and her father is really angry, and things are said which should never be said out loud.

That night Addie takes the tree and leaves it outside the house of the only other child in her class that didn’t have a tree.

After her father discovers what she had done his heart softens.