BROKEN DRUM

 

A broken drum is the best

Christmas gift you can get

That might surprise you

But you really can’t beat it

GINGERBREAD SLEEPERS

 

When gingerbread men lay

On their beds, Perchance to sleep

They do so every single night

Laying down on a cookie sheet

DASHER, DANCER AND PRANCER

 

Dasher, Dancer and Prancer

Are coffee loving schmucks

That’s why Santa calls them

His three great Star Bucks

CANDY CHRISTMAS TREE

 

On a Christmas Tree

Amidst all the Glints

The trees favourite

Candy is Orna Mints

NOT BEFUDDLED

 

Old snowmen

Don’t get befuddled

Old snowmen

Just become puddles

CHRISTMAS MUMMIES

 

Why do Mummies

Think Christmas is so apt

I think they love it

Because they get unwrapped

SANTAS GOOD AT KARATE

 

Santas good at Karate

At least I’ve always felt

I guess I thought that

Because he has a black belt