Dasher, Dancer and Prancer
Are
coffee loving schmucks
That’s
why Santa calls them
His
three great Star Bucks
Saturday, 7 February 2026
DASHER, DANCER AND PRANCER
CANDY CHRISTMAS TREE
On a Christmas Tree
Amidst
all the Glints
The
trees favourite
Candy
is Orna Mints
CHRISTMAS MUMMIES
Why do Mummies
Think
Christmas is so apt
I
think they love it
Because
they get unwrapped
SANTAS GOOD AT KARATE
Santas good at Karate
At
least I’ve always felt
I
guess I thought that
Because
he has a black belt
A SNOW MONSTER HAS A SIX PACK
A Snow monster has a six pack
After
his core fitness plan
And
the muscular monster is
The abdominable snowman
AT THE NORTH POLE THEY DON’T PERMIT
At the North Pole they don’t permit
Elf’s
to play a single gambling game
But
one Elf played the lottery and won
I
won’t say more but Welfy is his name
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