You have Roast Duck on a platter
You are in for an absolute treat
As it will be a Christmas Quacker
Monday, 31 July 2023
IF FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS LUNCH
CHRISTMAS SEW
It’s a simple fact that
Christmas Tree’s cannot knit or sew
And that’s because they
Always drop their needles you know
THE TURKEY WAS THE PERCUSSIONIST
The Turkey was the percussionist.
At the Avian Christmas shindig
He had to be the bands drummer
As he was the one with the drumsticks
SANTA CLAUS GAVE UP SMOKING
Tho his pipe still sits on the shelf
Just as a reminder of the habit
He quit, coz it was bad for his Elf
FOR THE FIRST TIME FOR MANY YEARS
For the first time for many years
Santa Claus had to get the train
So, he chose appropriate footwear
And wore his platforms shoes again
WHEN I HEARD, HO HO WHOOSH
When I heard, Ho Ho Whoosh,
I knew I’d heard the sound before
It happened when Santa Claus
Went through a revolving door
STUCK IN A CHIMNEY
If Santa got stuck in a chimney
When delivering on Christmas Eve
He would inevitably suffer
From Claus-trophobia I believe
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