Remember, Christmas isn't about
How big the tree is,
or what's under it
Or the Christmas
lights and decorations
It's about the people who
are around it
Sunday, 6 August 2023
REMEMBER, CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT
CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED!
Christmas has been cancelled!
Let me make it
perfectly clear
Santa died laughing
when I told him
I’d been a good boy this
year!
I ALWAYS ENJOY THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTIES
I always enjoy the office Christmas parties
It’s my favourite part
of the holiday
What I don’t like
about the Christmas parties
Is looking for a new
job the next day
FAMILIES ARE AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE
Families are an absolute nightmare
I wouldn’t visit mine
on a dare
Santa Claus has the
right idea
Visiting people only
once a year
I REMEMBER THE TIME
I remember the time
I stopped believing in
Santa Claus
And getting pants and
socks
In my stocking was the
cause
WHERE IS YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?
Where is your Christmas Spirit?
Tell me are you
feeling it yet?
Why are you looking
over there?
It’s not in your
liquor cabinet
DEAR SANTA, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
“Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas
This year is a
brother”
Santa replied and said
“ok, can do, just
Send me your mother”
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