If JM Barrie had written smut
About all the
titillation and joys
His classic tale would
have been
Peter Porn and The
Lust Boys
Thursday, 2 February 2023
IF JM BARRIE HAD WRITTEN SMUT
FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 6
She was drinking in the forest
But she didn't want
Tango to sup,
That wasn’t for Snow
White,
She much preferred her
7up
THAT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THAT IS # 1
That's political correctness that is
In one of its
insidious ways
That’s stops us saying
merry Christmas
Wednesday, 1 February 2023
FOR MY POOR DELUDED FATHER
For my poor deluded father
The men in white coats
beaconed
He thought he was a
chocolate orange
So now he’s been
sectioned
I GOT AN INAPPROPRIATE PRESENT
I got an inappropriate present
From my grandparents you know
Ordinarily a Slinky is a great gift
But not if you live in a bungalow
WHEN YOU OPEN THE WINDOWS
When you open the windows
Throughout the festive season
On Microsoft’s advent calendar
They suddenly close for no reason
FOR WOMEN THE HOLIDAY SHOPPING SEASON
For women the holiday shopping season
Starts on all hallows
Eve
For men the holiday shopping
season
Starts on Christmas
Eve
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