EATON COLLEGE ADVENT CALENDAR

 

You can now buy an Eaton College

Advent calendar

I’ve never seen one before

There are no overt messages

But there is someone there

To open every door

IF THE NEVERLAND GOVERNMENT

 

If the Neverland government

Hadn’t cut his disability   

Captain Hook would never

Have turned to piracy?

PETER PAN’S FAVOURITE PLACE TO DINE

 

Peter Pans favourite place to dine

Is not somewhere hip and trendy

His favourite place to eat out

Has always been Wendy’s

A GIFT YOU CAN’T REFUSE

 

Christmas lists are short

As nobody wants a fuss

Or make demands on

The Godfather Christmas

SNOW GLOBE NIGHTMARE

 

Last night I dreamed I was trapped

In a snow globe, until I could waken

And when I awoke from that dream

I have to say I was badly shaken

WHICH CAROLS DO YOU WANT TO DO?

 

“Which carols do you want to do?”

The music teacher asked me

I misunderstood the question and replied

“Needham, Crow and Vitale”

I DECIDED TO SPICE UP CHRISTMAS

 

I decided to spice up Christmas

And along with some scanties

I bought her some special toys

That cost me a fortune in batteries