Friday, 19 March 2021

THE TINSEL WIDOW

 

The Christian legend of the origins of tinsel concerns a poor widow who was left alone to care for her large family.

It was the first Christmas since the death of her husband, and she was determined to make Christmas as special as she could possibly could for her children.

The poor widow worked every hour god sent her washing, cleaning, and baking for the town’s people.

She went to the nearby forest and cut a Christmas tree for the house, but it was a struggle for them to survive on her meager income and they could afford no decorations for it.

Instead, she and her children made decorations for the tree they made snowflakes from scraps of paper and garlands from strips of old cloth and for baubles they used pinecones.

Working together they trimmed it as beautifully as they could with what little they had.

Spiders invaded the tree as they slept and as they crawled from branch to branch, they left their shimmering webs behind them.

A watching angel knowing the family would be devastated by what the spiders had done transformed the webs into shimmering strands of silver.

When they awoke next morning, they could not believe their eyes and they did indeed have a very special Christmas.

BOXING DAY

 

Over the Christmas season alms boxes are placed in churches to collect for the poor and these are what are opened on Boxing Day the day after Christmas day.

The contents of the boxes are then handed out to the poor of the parish on December 26th, Boxing Day, also known as the Feast of St Stephen.

Stephen was a Christian martyr who was stoned to death for being a follower of Christ's shortly after his crucifixion.

Boxing Day is celebrated in Britain, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada and it has become a public holiday in the last century.

This has been a godsend to many families by having Christmas Day and Boxing Day as holidays this allowed them the time to travel to visit family members and celebrate with them.

It made it much easier for people to get together with those who were important to them.

It is perhaps better known today as a day of outdoor sports and horse racing and hunting rather than for any religious significance.

Thursday, 18 March 2021

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – THE CHRISTMAS LIST (2012)

 

Krissy Kringle (Hilarie Burton) dislikes Christmas intently, mainly because she’s had to go through life with the name Krissy Kringle.

But she also suffered the indignity of having her street renamed “Candy Cane Lane” as a result of her name and the street name she gets regular deliveries of Christmas mail.

This particular year however was worse than normal when she is fired from the Ad Agency where she works instead of getting the promotion she was expecting and is forced to take a job as a present wrapper at the Mall and must dress as an Elf.

When she arrives home and forces open her front door, amidst the mountain of Christmas mail she finds a special delivery intended for Santa Claus, the Naughty or Nice book which he had left behind while visiting a child.

Krissy uses the power of the book to expose the naughty deeds of those around her, but soon finds that her newfound power can have devastating results.

Gabriel Tigerman is excellent as Krissie’s partner in crime at the Mall, Marco Webb and Michael Gross and Meredith Baxter put in a convincing performance as her parents Walter and Carol Kringle.

ON CHRISTMAS EVE THE CHIMNEYS STAND

 

On Christmas Eve the chimneys stand

Waiting for Santa to go down them

And he duly obliges each one in turn

To visit every house because it soots him

FIRST WORKING CHRISTMAS

 

In the early seventies I was living in an area of Stevenage called Marymead where my mother was the warden at a block of sheltered accommodation flats for the elderly.

I attended Shephallbury School nearby which I left in the May and I started my first job later that same month.

My job was working as a trainee groundman with the Hertfordshire County Council grounds maintenance team and the depot was in the north of Stevenage old town paying the grand sum of £10.99 per week before stoppages.

Although the depot was some distance from where I lived it was never an issue as there was a very good bus service.

In the November of that same year my family moved house from Marymead on one side of town to the Hyde on the other, this point will become more significant later in the tale.

The house move didn’t affect my getting to and from work as Stevenage corporation as it was then known operated flat fare buses operating on circular routes so I still got the same bus but from a different stop and the price was the same this also will prove significant later on.

As I said this was my first year at work and I had my first Christmas party to look forward to.

It was on the last day before we broke for the Christmas holiday and we had a little party in the yard where a little Christmas cheer was imbibed and a drink or two were consumed.

Now I was only sixteen and I had only had very limited experience of alcohol and I got well and truly bladdered on whisky Mac, cider and something unpronounceable from Yugoslavia.

One of the guys gave me a lift into the town Centre and from there I caught my usual bus.

In my drunken state I managed to climb the stairs to the top deck and the bus set off filled with heavily laden Christmas shoppers and a drunken trainee groundsman.

I must have drifted off on the journey and I suddenly came to and looking out the window recognized a familiar site and I got off the bus.

I headed off up the road in the direction of home wishing all and sundries a merry Christmas as I went.

I entered through the main doors to the flats and passed the Christmas tree in the foyer and headed straight for flat number one.

At the door I fumbled for my key and presented it to the lock, it wouldn’t fit.

I peered closely at it and it was definitely my door key so I tried to put it in the lock again, still it wouldn’t fit.

Suddenly the door opened, and a stranger looked out at me “Can I help?” she asked.

“Ah my name is Paul, and I don’t live here, anymore do I?”

The lady, who was the new warden, agreed with me that I no longer lived there so I wished her a happy Christmas and made my way back to the foyer were there was a public telephone with a large Perspex dome over it.

My intention was to phone for a taxi but rummaging in my pockets I discovered I had no money for the taxi or indeed to make a phone call then as I tried to duck under the Perspex hood I tripped over my own feet and fell into the Christmas tree which ended up on top of me.

The lady who now lived at no 1 heard the commotion and came to investigate and to my surprise thought it very amusing to find a drunken teenager wearing the Christmas tree.

The new warden phoned for a taxi for me and even gave me the money for the fare.

That was real Christmas spirit and I have never forgotten her kindness and tolerance and try to keep that same spirit in my own heart at Christmas.

ROSEMARY

 

Rosemary has long been associated with Christmas and was often used during the middle Ages by the women folk who spread it on the floor and as people walked on it crushing it under foot a pleasant aroma was released.

Tradition tells us that Rosemary is so fragrant because Mary laid on its branches the garments of the Christ Child on the night he was born.

The legend also says that suddenly flowers blossomed on the trees and they bore abundant fruit even though they were out of season.

Wednesday, 17 March 2021

IF AN ELF IS WEARING EARMUFFS

 

If an Elf is wearing earmuffs

Call him anything you choose

Safe in the happy knowledge

That he can’t possibly hear you