Wednesday, 11 August 2021

A SAINT IS FOR LIFE NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS

 

Often the true meaning of Christmas passes us by

The night the holy star appeared bright in the sky

Christmas celebrates the birth of Christ the savior

But others are also remembered at this time of year

St Lucia’s day is on the thirteenth day of December

In fourth century Sicily Lucia was a virgin martyr

Lucia means “light” very apt for a Christmas saint

She is also called upon to cure any eye complaint

St Thomas’s day is on the twenty first of December

The shortest and darkest day in our modern calendar

Traditionally the poor would all go out “thomasing”

For wheat flour and other Christmas “goodening”

Not the first saint you’d associate with Christmas

He is perhaps better known as “doubting Thomas”

Because he at first questioned Christ’s resurrection

He is patron saint of the carpenter and stone mason

On the twenty-six of the month St Stephens day falls

Boxing Day or the feast of Stephen in hallowed halls

Chosen by the disciples to help spread Christianity

He was put to death by the zealots for his profanity

The most famous Christmas time saint of all must be

St Nicholas the Bishop of Myra now a part of Turkey

He was a very shy man and the kindest man to know

When he threw coins through a poor family’s window

They landed in a stocking hanging over the fire to dry

So that’s where it all began if you ever wondered why

CHRISTMAS POST

 

Mildred went to the post office

To buy stamps for her Christmas cards

“What denomination do you want?”

She was asked by Mr Everard

“That’s political correctness gone mad,

Has it come to this?” said she

“You’d better give me a book of Catholic

And a book of C of E”

Tuesday, 10 August 2021

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – HOME FOR CHRISTMAS DAY (2017)

 

Realtor Jane McKendrick (Catherine Bell), is an overprotective widowed single mom who has to maintain the balance between her career and her teenage daughter Betsy (Matreya Fedor), and even denies herself a love life with friend and admirer Jackson Hart (Victor Webster).

Mother and daughter have a good relationship, at least they did before Betsy met and fell in love with a serving soldier Tyler Sloane (Anthony Konechny).

Jane tries her best to steer her daughter away from the heartache, as her husband had been a soldier who was killed in action, but Betsy is determined to share a long-distance relationship with her active-duty soldier in the line of fire.

But she comes to the conclusion that her mother was right when it is reported that Tyler was killed in Afghanistan.

However, they don’t realize that they are about to learn important lessons of the heart and that taking chances can make this Christmas one they will cherish forever.

CHRISTMAS JAMMING

 

I sit in my car on a December day

In the evening rush hour on a Friday

Rain pounds on the roof of my car

As I sit in a jam not getting very far

Just sitting motionless in the traffic

Late home again, that just terrific

Bright red taillights fill my view

The light’s of other cars in the queue

I see Looking to my left and right

The twinkling of a Christmas light

The queue edges forward very slowly

Then I reach the junction eventually

Twenty minutes just to get this far

I see the blue light of a police car

I don’t believe it I could explode

The police have only shut my road

I still don’t know what’s to blame

As now I go back the way I came

All the way home I rant and rage

Growling like a wild beast in a cage

Rush hour and my spleen is vent

Shutting the road is so inconvenient

The reason for delay I still can’t see

But I do make it home eventually

I shout at the kids taking off my hat

I moan at my wife and kick the cat

I look at my dinner with total disdain

Dried up the gravy now just a stain

On Monday I relate my tale of woe

And my problems with traffic flow

A colleague of mine who lived locally

Knew the details and informed me

And then with shame I was filled

A woman was run down and killed

A week before Christmas she had died

A happy Christmas for her was denied

A poor young woman had lost her life

Somebody’s lover somebody’s wife

She was both a daughter and mother

Mourned by two sister’s and a brother

Bells ring out on Christmas morning

Bells ring out for a family mourning

Christmas bells ring out in glory

To celebrate the Christmas story

I spent Christmas with my family

With my heart so full of sympathy

I felt so ashamed at my selfishness

Angry impatient and thoughtless

I confess I behaved so irrationally

Just because I was late home for tea

When next I’m in a jam I’ll remember

Any time from January to December

I shall keep things in true perspective

And my thanks to God I shall give

No matter how slowly I have to drive

If I’m sitting in a jam I’m still alive

THE HONEST SANTA FAIRY

 

A sorry old drunk is walking

Down the street one morning

Together with Santa Claus

The tooth fairy and of course

Honest John the Solicitor

When suddenly on their tour

At the very same moment

They spot on the pavement

Someone’s discarded wallet 

So who was it who got it?

The old drunk obviously

Because all of the other three

Only exist in mythology

IT’S CHRISTMAS

 

People have been discovering

On a Christmas Morning

That the curse of Christmas

That’s causing the most fuss

Has been unanimously concluded

To be “Batteries not included”

Monday, 9 August 2021

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – ENCHANTED CHRISTMAS (2017)

 

When Laura Trudeau (Alexa PenaVega) left Utah as a young widow, she left behind her father, Manuel Montoya (Rene Rivera), her love of dance, and a broken heart.

Reluctantly, she must return home to spearhead the renovation of a derelict hotel, which must be restored in time for a Christmas Eve benefit dance performance.

Her daughter Nikki (Jaynee-Lynne Kinchen) is delighted as it means she gets a chance to spend some time with her grandpa so Laura agrees to take it on but she is shocked to learn that her old love, Ricardo Archuleta (Carlos PenaVega), the boy who jilted her to pursue a professional dance career, is the star of the show and when his dance partner Taylor (Chelsie Hightower) walks out on the show for an out-of-town audition, Laura has to step in for her, reawakening her love of the dance, not to mention her old feelings for Ricardo, a potent combination that sweeps her off her feet.