Saturday, 9 October 2021

CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 2

It’s Christmas day in the workhouse

In a typical parish establishment

Full of the inebriated and the loose

She we should have a Christmas goose

GROTTOS GO LEGAL

 

Santa’s little helpers, the first contacts,

Have all been given revised contracts

They will be known by the Santa Claus’s

From this year on as subordinate clauses

NORTHERN LIGHTS

 

We have just learned

Candles may not be burned

In Santa’s workshop

The practise has to stop

A spokesman claims

That elfin safety is to blame

Friday, 8 October 2021

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – CHRISTMAS ON HONEYSUCKLE LANE (2018)

 

Emma Reynolds (Alicia Witt) followed in her father's footsteps career-wise and is a newly appointed junior partner with a New York City law firm.

It’s very different for Emma though as she only knows her clients as faceless corporations, while her father knew the names and faces of everyone with whom he did business in the practice he shared with friend and partner Joe (José Ramón Rosario).

As her parents had both passed away in the previous year Emma decides to head home for to the family's long-time hometown of Oliver's Well, Virginia, to spend Christmas there for the first time since law school.

The main purpose being to celebrate Christmas for the last time with her siblings Daniel (Jordan Dean), Caroline (Mary Beth McDonough) and Anne Marie (Blair Lewin) in the house they grew up in because the siblings had reluctantly agreed to sell the family home on Honeysuckle Lane.

But might Morgan Shelby (Colin Ferguson), Rachel Jacobs (Jill Larson), Rumi (Ariane Rinehart) or Andie (Laura Leighton) have some influence on that decision?

TREE OF LIFE

Proudly standing there

In the town’s main square

The Christmas tree stands tall

Admired by one and all

Decked with coloured lights

Of red and green and blue and white

And every kind of coloured bauble

Short and long, large and small

Candy canes and bows adorn it

And myriad forms of other trinkets

This wonder easily catches the eye

Of every busy passer by

Who simply marvel at the sight

With open mouthed delight

Who before they continue on their way

Have to wipe a tear away

But it’s not the tree reaching to the sky

That brings a tear to the eye

But the parcels of every shape and size

A festive feast for weary eyes

A testament to people’s generosity

Sitting beneath this wondrous tree

Such a generous response to the endeavour

Thank God for those who know the answer

When want and need begs the question

Praise be to those who never forget

With hearts so full of Christmas spirit

MY FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS GIFT

 

My favourite Christmas gift

Costs nothing it’s free

It’s the overflowing gift of joy

I get from my family

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 7

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the Hotel

There were creatures emitting a terrible smell

And the cause of the awful pungent aroma

Was an octogenarian party from Cromer