SANTA ALWAYS BRINGS HIS DOG

 

Santa always brings his dog

Whenever he goes carolling

And the dogs favourite Carol

Is Bark the Herald Angels Sing

RUSSIAN ADVENT CALENDAR

 

You can now buy a Russian

Advent calendar

It’s different without a doubt

Because during advent

Whenever you open a window

An oligarch falls out

ITS NOT KISSING UNDER THE MISTLETOE

 

Its not kissing under the mistletoe,

To be perfectly unambiguous

That will lead you to mischief

Its kissing under the influence

SANTA CLAUS IS NOW ON INSTA

 

Santa Claus is now on Insta

And he’s quite active on there

His posts are a bit dull tho

They’re mainly elfies to be fair

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – NATIVITY 3: DUDE, WHERE'S MY DONKEY?!

 

Mrs. Keen (Celia Imrie) is the new Headmistress of St Bernadette's Primary in Coventry and is in a state of agitation due to an imminent inspection.

So, when Mr. Shepherd (Martin Clunes) arrives at the school with his daughter Lauren (Lauren Hobbs) she assumes him to be the new Super Teacher she is expecting to help prepare for the inspection.

He first meets classroom assistant Desmond Poppy (Marc Wootton) who wants the school to enter a flash mob competition.

When Mr Shepherd loses his memory after being kicked in the head by Archie the Donkey, he forgets he is a teacher, a father, and his impending wedding in New York to Sophie O'Donnell (Catherine Tate).

So, Mr Poppy tells him that he is the headmaster, and Mr Shepherd works for him and he and the class set out on a madcap adventure to restore his memory with fantastic flash mobs a plenty.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – NATIVITY! 3

 

Mrs. Keen (Celia Imrie) is the new Headmistress of St Bernadette's Primary in Coventry and is in a state of agitation due to an imminent inspection.

So, when Mr. Shepherd (Martin Clunes) arrives at the school with his daughter Lauren (Lauren Hobbs) she assumes him to be the new Super Teacher she is expecting to help prepare for the inspection.

He first meets classroom assistant Desmond Poppy (Marc Wootton) who wants the school to enter a flash mob competition.

When Mr Shepherd loses his memory after being kicked in the head by Archie the Donkey, he forgets he is a teacher, a father, and his impending wedding in New York to Sophie O'Donnell (Catherine Tate).

So, Mr Poppy tells him that he is the headmaster, and Mr Shepherd works for him and he and the class set out on a madcap adventure to restore his memory with fantastic flash mobs a plenty.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – CHRISTMAS WITH YOU (2022)

 

Angelina (Aimee Garcia) is a successful pop star who’s star is waning and is struggling to be relevant with a younger demographic so travels to a small town with her friend  Monique (Zenzi Williams) to connect with a young fan Cristina (Deja Monique Cruz) to hopefully find inspiration for a Christmas song she has to write and perform at a Christmas Gala.

But after heavy snow fall, Angelina and Monique end up staying over at Cristina’s house and the pop star writes a song with her father Miguel (Freddie Prinze Jr) and finds ample inspiration and an abundance of love.