Advent Calendars are going out of fashion
As
their popularity is so encumbered
But
in truth they’re going out of fashion
Because
frankly their days are numbered
Saturday, 7 February 2026
ADVENT CALENDARS ARE GOING OUT OF FASHION
BROKEN DRUM
A broken drum is the best
Christmas
gift you can get
That
might surprise you
But
you really can’t beat it
GINGERBREAD SLEEPERS
When gingerbread men lay
On
their beds, Perchance to sleep
They
do so every single night
Laying
down on a cookie sheet
DASHER, DANCER AND PRANCER
Dasher, Dancer and Prancer
Are
coffee loving schmucks
That’s
why Santa calls them
His
three great Star Bucks
CANDY CHRISTMAS TREE
On a Christmas Tree
Amidst
all the Glints
The
trees favourite
Candy
is Orna Mints
CHRISTMAS MUMMIES
Why do Mummies
Think
Christmas is so apt
I
think they love it
Because
they get unwrapped
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