Saturday, 7 February 2026

PEERING AT THE WINDOW

 

In the morning Santa stood

At the window to peer

And said to Mrs. Claus

“It looks like rein dear”

ADVENT CALENDARS ARE GOING OUT OF FASHION

 

Advent Calendars are going out of fashion

As their popularity is so encumbered

But in truth they’re going out of fashion

Because frankly their days are numbered

BROKEN DRUM

 

A broken drum is the best

Christmas gift you can get

That might surprise you

But you really can’t beat it

GINGERBREAD SLEEPERS

 

When gingerbread men lay

On their beds, Perchance to sleep

They do so every single night

Laying down on a cookie sheet

DASHER, DANCER AND PRANCER

 

Dasher, Dancer and Prancer

Are coffee loving schmucks

That’s why Santa calls them

His three great Star Bucks

CANDY CHRISTMAS TREE

 

On a Christmas Tree

Amidst all the Glints

The trees favourite

Candy is Orna Mints


NOT BEFUDDLED

 

Old snowmen

Don’t get befuddled

Old snowmen

Just become puddles