It was Christmas Eve closing time, nearly
Where
a last minute shopper, frustrated clearly
Was
rummaging through the freezer cabinet
At
her nearest out of town supermarket
Desperately
searching for a frozen turkey
And
couldn't find one big enough for her family
Then
she saw a young shop assistant pass by
And
decided that she would give him a try
"Do
these turkeys get any bigger?" she said
Puzzled
he replied "No madam, they're dead."
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