All gathered together
In one special place,
At this special time
Puts
a smile on my face
All gathered together
In one special place,
At this special time
Puts
a smile on my face
I step through the door
Adorned with a wreath
In the corner stands a tree,
With presents beneath
A welcoming hearth
Where
logs burn vigorously
But
the greatest warmth
Comes
from my family
The perfect Christmas, is the goal
And
love and laughter pay dividends
But
perfection can only be achieved
Sadly, my parents have gone now my Dad when I was only twenty one and my Mum 15 years later but they live on in my memories especially at Christmas.
I know that for many,
Christmas is a nightmare time of year but for me I only have the very best
memories of it and many of them.
My dad always said
after he’d finished decorating the living room, the odour of emulsion still
noticeable “there will be no drawing pins in this ceiling come Christmas”. Of
course, come December the ceiling was covered with garlands, bells, stars, foil
drops with baubles at the end, balloons, snow men, angels and Santa’s.
Picture were removed
and replaced with something more festive, like huge stars or fresh holly and
Strings were strung along the walls for the cards to hang on them.
In one corner on a
table stood Santa Claus with his cotton wool beard and red crepe paper suit all
the more exciting as we children knew he was stuffed full of sweets.
In another corner
stood the tree, a tree of epic proportions so tall that the top 14 inches has
to cut off in order to get the fairy on. Every branch was full to breaking
point with countless baubles, parcels, bells, crackers and tinsels of every
colour and beneath it the ever-growing pile of presents.
With the decorations
being my Dad’s field of expertise it was left to my mum to come into her own
with everything else.
She would remove the
curtains and nets and either replace them with clean or wash and return the
originals.
Everything would get
the spring clean treatment the sideboard would be adorned with the best linen
runner and all the tables would have their own festive doily.
The fruit bowl was
filled to overflowing with bananas, Satsuma’s or tangerines and another one of
Brazil nuts, almonds, hazel nuts and walnuts.
There was even a
Chamber pot decorated with sprigs of holly on the sideboard full of Christmas
fare. Smaller bowls would appear over the Christmas period containing peanuts
or dates or sugared almonds or chocolate raisins.
Come the day itself presents
were placed by the chair that the recipients were sitting in, when we were
younger obviously our presents mysteriously arrived at the foot of the bed in a
pillowcase left for the purpose but as we got older, we joined the adults for
present opening.
Mums’ gifts were
always piled so high she always had to sit on the sofa in order to fit all her
presents on the seat next to her.
She always still had
half of them left to open long after the rest of us had finished.
This was the time for us younger family members to examine our gifts more closely while my dad would sit smiling sagely in his chair puffing on his pipe.
It was in the early hours of Christmas morning when I was awoken by a loud crash from the direction of the chimney breast, I looked around and my wife who is a very light sleeper hadn’t stirred.
Now given the time of
the year and the time of night someone younger or more impressionable might
have thought it was Father Christmas about his work in the chimney, however
being a grizzled old cynic, I thought it more likely to be either a burglar or
perhaps the wind blowing over my chimney or even subsidence, but not Santa.
I lay awake for about
ten minutes trying to work out what the noise was and hearing no further noises
I decided it must have been a dream and went back to sleep.
A few hours later I
was awoken suddenly again, this time by three excitement crazed children
dragging their sacks of presents behind them, one thing was for sure, there
would be no return to sleep after this disturbance.
When the children had
opened all their stocking presents, they rushed off downstairs for breakfast
leaving a scene of utter devastation behind them.
After breakfast I went
back upstairs and showered and then went into the bedroom to dress for the day.
On opening the
wardrobe door, I discovered the source of the crash that had woken me up
several hours earlier, the rail in the wardrobe had collapsed and all the
clothes were in a heap at the bottom, lying on top of the shoes.
“So, it wasn’t a dream
then” I said to myself.
Five minutes later and
wearing a slightly creased shirt I made my way back downstairs to what sounded
like bedlam.
The rest of the
morning went according to plan; the children opened their main presents from
under the tree and disappeared off to play with their favourites.
By twelve o’clock the
dining table was laid complete with my late mother’s best tablecloth, Christmas
napkins, party favours, best china, glassware, and the brand-new table centre,
while emanating from the kitchen was the sound of steam rattling the saucepan
lids together with the mouth-watering aroma of roasting Turkey.
In the lounge my wife
was holding court with myself and her parents looking on as she was opening the
few presents that still remained.
I left the group to go
and boil the kettle for a drink and as I entered the kitchen, I looked at the
electric cooker and there was one ring lit with nothing on it, so I checked the
other rings to make sure that the saucepan with the potatoes had heat under it,
which it did.
So, I went to switch
off the vacant ring only to discover it was already switched off.
Now there had been a
little water spilled on the hob from where one of the pans had begun to boil
over so I mopped up the spillage and using reverse psychology I turned the
rogue ring on believing this would in fact turn it off, but it didn’t, it just
tripped the breaker in the meter cupboard instead.
I went to the cupboard
and reset the breaker and it tripped immediately, so then we decided to wait
for ten minutes before we repeated the exercise, which ended with the same
result.
It was decided that we
could not use the cooker as it was just too dangerous, with my wife almost in
tears I said, “it’s not the end of the world darling, and nobody died”.
So, with true Dunkirk
spirit we made the best of a bad situation, as luck would have it the Turkey
was cooked, as was the stuffing, pigs in blankets, and the Potatoes where
boiled.
The remaining
vegetables we were able to cook in the microwave and all we had to forgo were
the roast potatoes and parsnips.
Now it wasn’t the most
successful Christmas lunch we ever had but it could have been a lot worse.
“Bad things always
come in three’s” I think we all thought it but equally we all refrained from
saying it out loud.
The next day, Sunday,
passed off without incident, for us anyway, my wife had to hit the stores in
the Boxing Day sales to choose a new cooker.
It was late in the
evening when, sitting down in front of the TV we saw the news for the first
time that day and we heard the dreadful news about the Tsunami for the first
time and even then, it didn’t even hint at just how big a tragedy it really
was.
Two hundred and fifty
thousand dead in a heartbeat from Indonesia to Sri Lanka and beyond, and still
counting.
We had our new cooker
delivered on Thursday 30th December and in total we were
inconvenienced for five whole days, five days before normality was restored to
our household.
Many of the survivors
of the Tsunami would never have their lives fully restored to what they knew
before Boxing Day.
So, in future I
suggest you all count your blessing, and make the best of what you have because
it’s a lot more than many.
Being born in the late fifties I have few recollections of that austere decade, almost all of my earliest memories are from the brasher, brighter and less restrained sixties.
As a result my early memories of Christmas are of a bright and sparkly time when paper chains and the watery colours of paper stars, bells and balls were being replaced by foil and tinsel.
Hence the Silver Tinsel Christmas Tree, looking back it was a quite unspectacular specimen of a tree compared to what’s on offer nowadays, but we loved it.
It stood less than 5 feet tall with its fold down tinsel covered wire branches tipped with red beads to symbolise berries.
However by the time Dad had worked his not inconsiderable magic and covered it with every size, shape and shade of bauble, glass birds with feathered tails, lantern lights, strands of brightly coloured tinsel, chocolate treats and tiny crackers lain on the branches it was transformed and was absolutely stunning,
It was the only Christmas tree I ever knew until my teenage years came to an end when in the mid-seventies I suggested we have a real tree just for a change.
I would never have suggested it if I had realised that it would signal the death knell of the Silver Tinsel Tree as the following year it was replaced by a green plastic tree more akin to those of today.
After my Dad died a few years later the task of decorating the tree fell to me and I realised sadly that I hadn’t inherited his tree dressing skill and was never able to equal him.
I came close one year, in 1983 but I think in the end I merely flattered to deceive.
Thankfully the task has fallen to my wife for the past 29 years, she makes a far better fist of it than I ever could, whether she possesses the necessary skill to transform a Silver Tinsel Tree however we will never know.
The
next time you’re whining on about what a crap Christmas you had, because your
mother in law over did it on the sherry and told everyone what she really
thinks about you, or when your wife’s Uncle Stan spent Christmas afternoon
asleep on the sofa breaking wind with monotonous regularity, or your brother’s
new girlfriend, who kept hitting on your wife or your Gran who said “just a
small dinner for me I don’t have much of an appetite” then spent the afternoon
eating all the chocolate Brazils.
If
this strikes a chord think again and spare a thought for the half a million or
so men of the allied forces and six hundred thousand Germans who spent Christmas
1944 outside in the snow of the coldest winter in a generation in the Ardennes
forest during the battle of the bulge.
Men
like my father sheltering in foxholes scratched out of the frozen earth with no
hot food or drink, unable to light fires for fear of giving their position away
and regularly coming under enemy fire or being shelled, then once you’ve hewn out a decent sized
foxhole and settled down into it out of the icy wind an order comes down the
line for everyone to move out and you move a hundred yards or less and dig
another hole.
Go and tell your petty gripes to that generation and
see if you get any sympathy.