My New Year's resolution this year
Is hopefully an antidote to future
resolutions
And to rid myself of the annual angst
I have come up with a simple solution
Which is to stop hanging out with
people
Thursday, 31 December 2020
MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION THIS YEAR
NEW YEAR’S EVE IS ONE OF THE FEW
New Year’s Eve is one of the few
Acceptable times to wear body glitter
When you have a reasonable
expectation
Of not being mistaken for a stripper
MY ONLY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
My only New Year's resolution
Is to be more optimistic next year
By keeping my cup half-full
With either vodka, whiskey or beer
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ARE SOMETHING
New Year's resolutions are something
That go over the head of my brother
He just doesn’t seem to grasp their
import
So they go in one year and out the
other
A LITTLE GIRL’S WARNING
A little girl watched her dad dress for a party.
And then she gave her dad a warning
“Daddy, you shouldn't wear that
dinner suit”
He asked, “why not?” his curiosity dawning
“Because you know that it always gives
Wednesday, 30 December 2020
OTT NATIVITY
I’ve always been of the opinion
That the Christmas nativity
Was a baby shower that became
A bit of an over the top festivity
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