A
young man called Paul
Wanted
to buy a present
For
his new sweetheart Maria
As
a Christmas present
As
they’d not been dating
For
a very long duration
He
decided to purchase
After
careful consideration
A
nice pair of gloves
striking the right note
Not
too romantic or personal
So
the gloves got his vote
Accompanied
by Maria’s sister
He
went to Harrods and bought
A
dainty pair of white gloves
“She
will like these” he thought
Maria’s
sister Susan bought
A
pair of panties for herself
But
during the wrapping
An
error was made on the shelf
The
assistant mixed up
The
gloves and the panties
The
sister got the gloves
And
Maria got the scanties
Without
checking Paul sealed
The
package along with a note
And
sent it to his sweetheart
And
this is what he wrote
Dear Maria, I chose these
As
I noticed my darling
That
you don’t wear any
When
we go out in the evening.
If
not for your sister Susan
I
would have got long ones
The
type with the buttons,
But
Susan wears short ones
That
are easier to remove.
They
are a delicate shade,
But
the shop assistant
where the purchase was made
Showed
me the pair she has
That
she’d been wearing
and were hardly soiled
After
three weeks wearing
I
had her try yours on for me
And
she looked really chic
Even
though they were
Tight
on her a little bit.
She
told me that her pair
Helps
to keep her ring
Clean
and shiny, and in fact
And
this is interesting
Since
she’d begun wearing them.
It
hadn’t needed washing
I
really hope you like them
And
wish I were there with you
To
put them on you Maria
for the first time I really do
As
no doubt many other hands
Will
have touched them
Before
I see you again
Remember
when you remove them
To
blow into them before
Putting
them away and drying
As
they will naturally be
A
little damp from wearing
Just
think how many times
My
lips will kiss them
during the coming year.
I
hope you will wear them
For
me on Friday night
All my love Paul till then
P.S.
The latest style
Which
appears to be growing
Is
to wear them folded down
With
a little fur showing
