THE LITTLE CHRISTINGLE GIRL

 Oh sweet little Christingle girl

Your daddy is so very far away

“Bring my daddy safely home”

These are the words you pray

Oh sweet little Christingle girl

Daddy is away at the war

“Bring my daddy safely home

Bring him safely to our door”

Oh sweet little Christingle girl

How she misses daddy far away

How sad she is, he won’t be home

To be with them on Christmas day

At Sunday school she made a christingle 

She took an orange to represent the world.

And to symbolize the blood Christ shed

She took the red ribbon from her curls

Then she decorated four tooth picks 

With fruits and sweets and marshmallows

These she placed in the four corners

To represented all the earthly souls

Then finally in the centre of the orange

She stood a single candle of purest white

And when lit, the candle represented

The world filled with Christ’s loving light

The sweet little Christingle girl

Took it home with her that day

And stood it in the window

So daddy would find his way

And the sweet little Christingle girl

With her daddy so very far away

Knew that when he did come home

That would be their Christmas day

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – ITS TIME FOR ME TO COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS (2018)

Since her mother's passing Cara Hill (Megan Park) faces a bittersweet Christmas as she sets off to fly home to Oklahoma.

At the airport she meets country singer Heath Sawyer (Josh Henderson), who is also facing a tough holiday following his father's death, but he doesn't acknowledge his fame, so Cara feels duped when two attractive women rush him for autographs.

Although the weather keeps thwarting their progress, Cara and Heath stick together as they head toward their separate Christmases together, and they grow close along the way.

But there is more than weather to contend with and it looks like it might take a Christmas miracle for this couple to find harmony.

BRITISH AIRWAYS AND THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

 On the first day of Christmas dear BA gave to us

An apology from Willie

On the second day of Christmas dear BA gave to us

A two fingers sign

And an apology from Willie

On the third day of Christmas dear BA gave to us

Three defiant statements

A two fingers sign

And an apology from Willie

On the fourth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us 

Four court injunction 

Three defiant statements

A two fingers sign

And an apology from Willie

On the fifth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us

Five text alerts

Four court injunction 

Three defiant statements

A two fingers sign

And an apology from Willie

On the sixth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us

Six insincere placations 

Five text alerts

Four court injunction 

Three defiant statements

A two fingers sign

And an apology from Willie

On the seventh day of Christmas dear BA gave to us

Seven check in closures 

Six insincere placations 

Five text alerts

Four court injunction 

Three defiant statements

A two fingers sign

And an apology from Willie

On the eighth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us

Eight curt responses

Seven check in closures 

Six insincere placations 

Five text alerts

Four court injunction 

Three defiant statements

A two fingers sign

And an apology from Willie

On the ninth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us 

Nine empty gestures

Eight curt responses

Seven check in closures 

Six insincere placations 

Five text alerts

Four court injunction 

Three defiant statements

A two fingers sign

And an apology from Willie

On the tenth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us

Ten more cancellation 

Nine empty gestures

Eight curt responses

Seven check in closures 

Six insincere placations 

Five text alerts

Four court injunction 

Three defiant statements

A two fingers sign

And an apology from Willie

On the eleventh day of Christmas dear BA gave to us

Eleven false alarms

Ten more cancellation 

Nine empty gestures

Eight curt responses

Seven check in closures 

Six insincere placations 

Five text alerts

Four court injunction 

Three defiant statements

A two fingers sign

And an apology from Willie

On the twelfth day of Christmas dear BA gave to us

Twelve days of hell

Eleven false alarms

Ten more cancellation 

Nine empty gestures

Eight curt responses

Seven check in closures 

Six insincere placations 

Five text alerts

Four court injunction 

Three defiant statements

A two fingers sign

And an apology from Willie

DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN?

What would you call a man?

With a big belly and no dress sense

Who never replies to your letters

A man that’s too lazy to shave

And is obsessed with stockings,

Who can only be relied upon for one day a year

Will never stop to ask for directions

A man who only owns one suit

Never gets you the present you asked for

And needs to be rewarded with food and drink

Oh and always leaves the dirty dishes

Well what do you think? Could be any man alive eh?

So what would you call this man?

I would call him Santa

CHRISTMAS GOOSE

At Christmas time

I do like a goose

It is my one weakness

And I offer no excuse

Though it does depend

Of course on the bird

To say any different

Would be quite absurd

The quality of goose

That you are executing

Is directly related

To the bird you are goosing

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – JINGLE BELLE (2018)

 

Isabelle Williams (Tatyana Ali) is a successful songwriter in New York but her inspiration has dried up so her boss persuades her to return to her hometown to write music for the annual Christmas Eve Pageant, once there she realises that she has to work with her old flame Michael Hill (Cornelius Smith Jr) who is the director.

Every year, when they were high school sweetheart Belle and Mike rocked the Christmas Eve Pageant with a sweet Christmas duet.

However, after graduation, Isabelle left to study at Juilliard in New York, leaving Mike behind.

They are both shocked to learn that they will be working together and wonder if they can put the past behind them and reunite on stage for another show-stopping duet. 

BRIGHTEST TIME

 

At Christmas time

There is only one thing

Brighter than the Christmas lights

And that is the magical look

On a child’s face

Full of wonder and delight