THE SANTA BLUES

 

Santa Claus works really hard

Dawn till dusk all the year long

And he is happy with his team

They are always singing a song

But in December he’s in the spotlight

And he can’t put a foot wrong

He must be on his best behaviour

When Christmas Eve comes along

He doesn’t really like the limelight

It’s the back room where he belongs

And during his great journey

When he suffers the reindeer’s pong

It’s for his happy team of helpers

And the cozy workshop he will long

He is much happier in the workshop

Working and Singing a Christmas song

CHRISTMAS PERFECTION

 

I found the perfect Christmas gift

And that’s what I’m unwrapping

She’s five foot two, eyes of blue

Slender, tender, figuratively cracking

 

So it’s a happy Christmas to me

For a very obvious reason

I’ve found myself the perfect gift

That I will enjoy all of the season

SNOWFLAKES ON THE DAY

 

Smoke curls from the chimneys,

And dissolves into the grey

Then the clouds in exchange

Release snowflakes on the day

 

Soon the air is full of white flakes

Filtering the sounds of life away

The land is soon under deep snow

Of snowflakes released on the day

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS (2014)

 

Jamie Patterson (Mason Douglas) is jealous of his rich friend Blake Matthews (Juliocesar Chavez) so when he gets annoyed at his parents (Antonio Sabato Jr and Shannen Doherty) he makes a wish to swap families with his wealthy best friend at Christmas.

To his delight his wish comes true and he finds himself living the extravagant lifestyle he always dreamed of, however despite having everything he ever wanted, his new mother and father have little time for him, and the grandmother has been dumped in a home and so he ends up trying to put things back the way they were.

SAD SANTA

Santa Claus is depressed

Its declining standards you see

The naughty list is now so long

It needs storing electronically

Where as the good list has shrunk

And now fits on a sheet of A3 

SANTA CLAUS REALLY LOVES HIS JOB

 

Santa Claus really loves his job

He doesn’t do it for the money

But some times it’s a struggle

And sometimes it’s not funny

Trying to please the kids today

Is certainly no easy task

Balancing what they deserve

Against what they ask

Sometimes Santa is impatient

With the ungrateful little buggers

And pictures them in the future

As sociopaths, fraudsters or muggers

But Santa Claus really loves his job

And most of the kids are a joy

So he does try to be patient

And see the best in every girl and boy

 

RUDOLPH THE RAMPANT

 

Rudolph has been grounded

And severely reprimanded

The cause is his nocturnal activity

During the season of the nativity

Donner has been knocked up

And Vixen is a favourite tup

There are many more names

Who’ve played his reindeer games

He is insatiable, even the boys

Have fallen victim of his joys

Now Santa has had enough

Since he mounted Billy Goat Gruff