When Santa isn’t working
With a happy ho ho ho
He sometimes walks
backwards
So, he can go oh oh oh
When Santa isn’t working
With a happy ho ho ho
He sometimes walks
backwards
So, he can go oh oh oh
Santa tends his three gardens
With a happy ho ho ho
And he has three
gardens
So that he can Hoe Hoe
Hoe
Santa found a little kitten
On a beach in the Azores
Then took it home with him
And called it Sandy Claws
Santa always brings his dog
Whenever he goes carolling
And the dogs favourite Carol
Is Bark the Herald Angels Sing
You can now buy a Russian
Advent calendar
It’s different without
a doubt
Because during advent
Whenever you open a window
An oligarch falls out
Its not kissing under the mistletoe,
To be perfectly unambiguous
That will lead you to mischief
Its kissing under the influence
Santa Claus is now on Insta
And he’s quite active on there
His posts are a bit dull tho
They’re mainly elfies to be fair