I decided to spice up Christmas
And along with some
scanties
I bought her some
special toys
That cost me a fortune
in batteries
I decided to spice up Christmas
And along with some
scanties
I bought her some
special toys
That cost me a fortune
in batteries
For our Christmas dinner
We had German sprouts
And they in no way
allayed
Any low emission
doubts
Instead of the traditional Turkey
We had Venison this
year
While up at the North
Pole
Santa was missing a
Reindeer
We had to cut the legs off
The turkey to get it
in the oven
But I think we should
have
Killed it first on
reflection
Shiny red baubles
Can be a sign of the
Season
But for my brother
An STD was the reason
At Christmas when I was a child
I always used to resent
Getting items of clothing
As they weren’t a proper present
But that all changed later
And I would always make a fuss
When I was in my teens
If I didn’t get clothes for Christmas
As kids every Christmas time
We would really go berserk
But now I’m grown up I think
It’s just a lot of extra work