The young Elf Educationalists
Have
discovered an alarming theme
Those
who struggle to learn the Elf-abet
Will
in later life suffer low Elf esteem
Friday, 26 February 2021
THE YOUNG ELF EDUCATIONALISTS
CHRISSIE POSTIE
It was in 1843 when Christmas cards first came into being and with the advent of cheap postage and the appearance of envelopes the practice of sending Christmas greetings cards took off.
The
postmen of the day were dressed in scarlet tunics and as a result quickly became
known as Robin postmen.
So
quite understandably the Robin Redbreast very soon began to appear on the cards
themselves.
THERE’S A MEAN FEMALE AT THE POLE
There’s a mean female at the Pole
Playing
all the reindeer games
“Olive,
the other reindeer, used
To
laugh and call him names”
PICKUP # 6
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something clever
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your endeavour
“Can I have your picture?”
You ask to establish a premise
“So, I can show Santa Claus
WHEN SANTA ISN’T WORKING # 1
When Santa isn’t working
With a happy ho ho ho
He likes to tend his garden
With his Hoe Hoe Hoe
THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – A CHRISTMAS DANCE
Jack (Andrew McCarthy) is an executive in a financial brokerage firm and seems to have it all.
He
is a rising star in line for a big promotion and has already impressed the
boss, Drew Clayton (Chris Gillett), He is also dating the bosss daughter the
beautiful and elegant Demi Clayton (Stephanie Mills).
Jack
plans to propose to Demi at her father's lavish annual Christmas Dance but in
order to to create the perfect impression on the night he signs up for ballroom
dance lessons.
Which
is when he meets dance instructor, Christine (Michelle Nolden), and the story
really begins.
EATING CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
Eating Christmas decorations
Caused
something of a crisis
With
a sore throat and a fever
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