An earthquake measuring 7.6 struck Gansu in China killing
70,000 people.Friday, 4 June 2021
OLIVE THE 10TH REINDEER
Olive the other reindeer,
Used
to laugh and call him names
She never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
So he planted drugs in her stall
And got her chucked off the team
SO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE CLAUSTROPHOBIC
So you think that you are Claustrophobic
Well
I doubt that is a phobia of yours
As
I should tell you that Claustrophobia
Is
definitely not a fear of Santa Claus
Thursday, 3 June 2021
THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – 3 DAY CHRISTMAS (2012)
Martin Taylor (George Newbern) realises he has totally lost touch with his family, he has no clue who his teenage daughter, Lu, (Taylor Spreitler) is or who her friends are, he has no idea why his son, Adam (Aidan Potter) only communicates with him via an electronic sign outside his bedroom door, or why his youngest child Jessie (Francesca Capaldi) only watches faith TV.
His whacky survivalist brother Sam, (Kevin
Crowley) convinces him that the family needs to reconnect, so Martin
surprises his wife Jackie (Megyn Price) and his kids with a
little experiment, he locks them in their own home with no power, no heat, no
running water, and absolutely no contact with the world outside!
The sudden holiday staycation isn't what the
Taylors had in mind for the weekend, but they have to team up to prove they can
survive Dad's wacky mission.
The multi-talented Writer and director, Corbin
Bernsen, also appears in an enjoyable cameo as a cameraman.
MERRY, MERRY
The doctor scratches his head
And is almost struck
dumb
Why did Santa Claus have
A mince pie stuck up his
bum
The only answer was
On a pie he must have
sat
So, the doctor said
“I’ll give you some
cream to put on that”
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLIND REINDEER?
What do you call a blind reindeer?
During the government’s austere stance
“Fit
for work and no longer eligible
For
any disability allowance”
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