Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the Hotel
There were
creatures emitting a terrible smell
And the cause
of the awful pungent aroma
Was an
octogenarian party from Cromer
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the Hotel
There were
creatures emitting a terrible smell
And the cause
of the awful pungent aroma
Was an
octogenarian party from Cromer
Are you wearing Christmas ankle socks?
I’ve often
pictured them on you
And you
don’t need anything else
Just
wearing the socks will do
Two snowmen were stood in a field
In one of
those cold exposed spots
When one
turned to the other and said,
Am I the
only one who can smell Carrots?
A successful romance writer suffering from writers block, Karen (Krista Allen) and her daughter Juliet (Nadine Crocker) travel from New York out to the country after the death of Karen’s father, in order to settle his affairs and sell his ranch, but it soon becomes apparent that it’s not going to be that simple as family friend and executor of the estate Judge Lawrence (Buck Taylor) informs her that a local rancher she was in love with 20 years earlier, Hugh (Tim Abell) had a claim to half the ranch.
Meanwhile Juliet meets a special horse called Rodeo and a young cowboy named Monty (Zeb Halsell), who just
happens to be Hugh’s nephew, and in addition to falling in love with her he
also teaches her to barrel race, in the hope that she might win $5000 in a
completion that would allow her to keep the horse.
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the castle
Not a soul was stirring not even the rascal
And the
reason for all the silence within
Was an over
indulgence of wine and gin
Are you wearing Christmas socks?
Beneath
your skirt it’s hard to see
And gives
me pause to think
How high
they go above the knee