Sunday, 5 December 2021

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 7

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the Hotel

There were creatures emitting a terrible smell

And the cause of the awful pungent aroma

Was an octogenarian party from Cromer

ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS ANKLE SOCKS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas ankle socks?

I’ve often pictured them on you

And you don’t need anything else

Just wearing the socks will do

TWO SNOWMEN WERE STOOD IN A FIELD

 

Two snowmen were stood in a field

In one of those cold exposed spots

When one turned to the other and said,

Am I the only one who can smell Carrots?

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – MY CHRISTMAS PONY

 

A successful romance writer suffering from writers block, Karen (Krista Allen) and her daughter Juliet (Nadine Crocker) travel from New York out to the country after the death of Karen’s father, in order to settle his affairs and sell his ranch, but it soon becomes apparent that it’s not going to be that simple as family friend and executor of the estate Judge Lawrence (Buck Taylor) informs her that a local rancher she was in love with 20 years earlier, Hugh (Tim Abell) had a claim to half the ranch.

Meanwhile Juliet meets a special horse called Rodeo and a young cowboy named Monty (Zeb Halsell), who just happens to be Hugh’s nephew, and in addition to falling in love with her he also teaches her to barrel race, in the hope that she might win $5000 in a completion that would allow her to keep the horse.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 6

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the castle

Not a soul was stirring not even the rascal

And the reason for all the silence within

Was an over indulgence of wine and gin

ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS SOCKS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas socks?

Beneath your skirt it’s hard to see

And gives me pause to think

How high they go above the knee

SANTA HAS HIS WORKSHOP

 

Santa has his workshop

Up in Lapland

But the Sleeping Reindeer

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