TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 19

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the gaff

There were cheap tacky decs

That looked really Naff

ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS SPATS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas spats?

Well I don’t like them much

But I have to admit that the motif

Of holly is a very nice touch

SANTA’S SLEIGH BROKE DOWN

 

Santa’s sleigh broke down

So, he stopped a passing motorist

Who offered to give him a toe

But then he was a Chiropodist

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – MERRY KISSMAS

 

Unwinding her relationship from a controlling stage director/choreographer, Kayla (Karissa Lee Staples) happens to take an elevator ride with a lonely caterer called Dustin (Brant Daugherty).

Serendipitously the elevator stalls, and as often happens in a Christmas movie a spontaneous magical kiss follows, and that should have been that.

Unfortunately, the choreographer Carlton (David O'Donnell) goes on a charm offensive to get Kayla back and Dustin withdraws from the scene.

But Kayla is left confused as she now doesn’t know which man to love.

Roxanne Hart and Doris Roberts also feature in this entertaining Christmas offering.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 18

 

Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through the abode

Only one creature was stirring,

But she was on the commode

ARE YOU A CHRISTMAS FAIRY?

 

Are you a Christmas Fairy?

It’s just you’re a little bit scary

And you also look a bit weird

I think it’s the long ginger beard

A BROKEN DRUM IS THE BEST

 

A broken drum is the best

Christmas gift you can get

That might come as a surprise

But you really can’t beat it