WHEN I HEARD, HO HO WHOOSH

 

When I heard, Ho Ho Whoosh,

I knew I’d heard the sound before

It happened when Santa Claus

Went through a revolving door

STUCK IN A CHIMNEY

 

If Santa got stuck in a chimney

When delivering on Christmas Eve

He would inevitably suffer

From Claus-trophobia I believe

WHEN SANTA ISN’T WORKING

 

When Santa isn’t working

With a happy ho ho ho

He sometimes walks backwards

So, he can go oh oh oh

SANTA TENDS HIS THREE GARDENS

 

Santa tends his three gardens

With a happy ho ho ho

And he has three gardens

So that he can Hoe Hoe Hoe

SANTA FOUND A LITTLE KITTEN

 

Santa found a little kitten

On a beach in the Azores

Then took it home with him

And called it Sandy Claws

SANTA ALWAYS BRINGS HIS DOG

 

Santa always brings his dog

Whenever he goes carolling

And the dogs favourite Carol

Is Bark the Herald Angels Sing

RUSSIAN ADVENT CALENDAR

 

You can now buy a Russian

Advent calendar

It’s different without a doubt

Because during advent

Whenever you open a window

An oligarch falls out