Jesus was exactly 7lb when he was born
And they told every visiting stranger
And Mary and Joseph knew it was true
Because they had a weigh in the manger.Sunday, 6 August 2023
WITH TWO DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS
With two days till Christmas
Sales will definitely pick up a bit
As men start Christmas shopping
And start to buy ‘any old shit’
Monday, 31 July 2023
IF FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS LUNCH
You have Roast Duck on a platter
You are in for an absolute treat
As it will be a Christmas Quacker
CHRISTMAS SEW
It’s a simple fact that
Christmas Tree’s cannot knit or sew
And that’s because they
Always drop their needles you know
THE TURKEY WAS THE PERCUSSIONIST
The Turkey was the percussionist.
At the Avian Christmas shindig
He had to be the bands drummer
As he was the one with the drumsticks
SANTA CLAUS GAVE UP SMOKING
Tho his pipe still sits on the shelf
Just as a reminder of the habit
He quit, coz it was bad for his Elf
FOR THE FIRST TIME FOR MANY YEARS
For the first time for many years
Santa Claus had to get the train
So, he chose appropriate footwear
And wore his platforms shoes again
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