Christmas has been cancelled!
Let me make it
perfectly clear
Santa died laughing
when I told him
I’d been a good boy this
year!
Sunday, 6 August 2023
CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED!
I ALWAYS ENJOY THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTIES
I always enjoy the office Christmas parties
It’s my favourite part
of the holiday
What I don’t like
about the Christmas parties
Is looking for a new
job the next day
FAMILIES ARE AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE
Families are an absolute nightmare
I wouldn’t visit mine
on a dare
Santa Claus has the
right idea
Visiting people only
once a year
I REMEMBER THE TIME
I remember the time
I stopped believing in
Santa Claus
And getting pants and
socks
In my stocking was the
cause
WHERE IS YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?
Where is your Christmas Spirit?
Tell me are you
feeling it yet?
Why are you looking
over there?
It’s not in your
liquor cabinet
DEAR SANTA, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
“Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas
This year is a
brother”
Santa replied and said
“ok, can do, just
Send me your mother”
THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF NATIVITY
The Great British Bake-Off nativity
Is to be a real
festive feast
And baker Paul
Hollywood says its
Because the Star is in
the Yeast
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