PETER PAN’S FAVOURITE PLACE TO DINE

 

Peter Pans favourite place to dine

Is not somewhere hip and trendy

His favourite place to eat out

Has always been Wendy’s

A GIFT YOU CAN’T REFUSE

 

Christmas lists are short

As nobody wants a fuss

Or make demands on

The Godfather Christmas

SNOW GLOBE NIGHTMARE

 

Last night I dreamed I was trapped

In a snow globe, until I could waken

And when I awoke from that dream

I have to say I was badly shaken

WHICH CAROLS DO YOU WANT TO DO?

 

“Which carols do you want to do?”

The music teacher asked me

I misunderstood the question and replied

“Needham, Crow and Vitale”

I DECIDED TO SPICE UP CHRISTMAS

 

I decided to spice up Christmas

And along with some scanties

I bought her some special toys

That cost me a fortune in batteries

FOR OUR CHRISTMAS DINNER

 

For our Christmas dinner

We had German sprouts

And they in no way allayed

Any low emission doubts

INSTEAD OF THE TRADITIONAL TURKEY

 

Instead of the traditional Turkey

We had Venison this year

While up at the North Pole

Santa was missing a Reindeer