ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas stockings?

Beneath your long red coat

Are you suitably resplendent?

Will you really float my boat?

Are they risqué and shocking?

Will they easily get my vote?

It could mean a happy Christmas

For a certain horny old goat

IN SANTA’S CHRISTMAS VILLAGE

 

In Santa’s Christmas village

What do you call a female Elf?

Well not an Elfess or Elfette

So, the name would be “a Shelf”

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER –HOLLYGROVE

 

Emotionally frigid, workaholic attorney Kate Jordan (Jen Lilley) reluctantly accepts an end-of-the-year assignment to get a reputedly haunted inn and has three weeks to get it appraised and sold by year's end.

When she gets there the uncooperative manager claims a spirit who lives there will not approve, but with Kate's possible promotion resting on accomplishing this task, she checks in and as a result she meets Daniel (Thomas Beaudoin) the resident ghost who she thinks looks suspiciously solid for a ghost.

Then he explains that for the past ninety-five years, he inexplicably returns to life each December during the twelve days of Christmas.

Kate has only one logical recourse left open to her for their mutual benefit, and that is to break the curse that binds him to the Inn, but she starts falling for the man who is almost a century her senior which was very much not in her plans, but then it is Christmas.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 20

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the apartment

Not a creature was stirring

As they were all quite content

ARE YOU WEARING A SPRIG OF MISTLETOE?

 

Are you wearing a sprig of mistletoe?

Are you hoping to meet a beau?

And kiss him passionately in the snow

An embrace to leave you all aglow

Is that why you wear the mistletoe?

SANTA CLAUS PASSED HIS TEST

 

Santa Claus passed his test

One fine frost filled day

Which was evidenced

By Noel plates on the sleigh

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – HOLIDAY SPIN

 

Blake (Garrett Clayton) and his mother Roxy (Erika Eleniak) live in Charlotte, North Carolina where she owns a dance studio but he is looking forward to a career as a fighter.

However all that tragically ends on Thanksgiving Eve when there is a terrible car accident in which Roxy is killed and Blake is seriously injured.

When he is recovering, he finds Ruben (Ralph Macchio) at his bedside announcing he is his father and that he is taking him back to Miami, Blake objects but as he is only 17 he has no choice but to go with the man who abandoned him as a baby.

Ruben is a former ballroom dancer and owns a dance studio where he lives with his wife, Emily (Karen Olivo), and it’s there where Blake meets and falls in love with one of Reuben’s dancers, Pia (Allie Bertram).

The story revolves around the “Holiday Spin” which is a dance competition held every Christmas Eve with the couples dancing to Christmas carols and the grand prize of $50,000 goes to the dance studio that the dancers represent.

So there is a lot at stake for Blake and Pia as they go up against Rob (Benji Schwimmer) and Tezza (Julia Harnett).