What a lovely snowman
Big and
round and tall
There isn’t
anything I like better
Really
nothing at all
It’s the
first thing I look for
As soon as
the snow falls
It’s
definitely a snowman
See it has
“Snow balls”
Tuesday, 13 September 2022
SNOWMAN
AT THE ANNUAL CHRISTMAS BINGE
Well at the end of the year
Its
managements’ biggest fear
That staff
should infringe
At the
annual Christmas Binge
After
spiking the fruit punch
In the
canteen after lunch
Their
totally off their hinge
At the
annual Christmas Binge
The amount
of alcohol downed
As many a
sorrow was drowned
Made the
accountant whinge
At the
annual Christmas Binge
The extent
of the reveling
Was quite
frankly bedeviling
Enough for
his beard to singe
At the
annual Christmas Binge
The things
that a little party ho
Did beneath
the mistletoe
Would make
a puritan cringe
At the
annual Christmas Binge
Karen from
reception bless her
Botox-ed
her face with vodka
With a catering syringe
At the
annual Christmas Binge
The level
of fraternization
Was quite a
revelation
And caused
a few backs to twinge
At the
annual Christmas Binge
You may
well be forgiven
After the
events which had arisen
That it was
the lunatic fringe
At their
annual Christmas Binge
Next day
when the party was over
Everyone
suffered from a hangover
And all
took on an earthy tinge
I DON’T NEED THE FINEST GIFT
I don’t need the finest gift
I don’t
need a Christmas wish
Because I’m
already blessed
With a
special Christmas dish
THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – A STAR FOR CHRISTMAS
Cassie (Briana Evigan) owns and runs her own Cupcakery which happens
to be the only thing that is actually working in Cassie's world, her small-town
business in fact is a huge success, but her love life on the other hand is a
total mess.
She can’t get over her ex-boyfriend Jared (Travis Van Winkle) because
she sees him all the time as they have joint custody of the dog.
One day a stranger in the shop announces that she makes the best
cupcakes he has ever tasted and the stranger turns out to be a big time
Hollywood film director and he is making a movie in town and he wants Cassie to
cater for the crew.
She also meets Alex (Corey Sevier) who she thinks is a handyman and
employs him to work in the bakery and then her whole universe is turned upside
down when she falls in love with him before he is revealed to be the famous and
notoriously troubled actor Alex Gray.
Actress Skylar (Brooke Burns) rocks the boat as the femme fatal but
Cassie’s best friend Tricia (Karissa Vacker) holds things together in the
enjoyable holiday romcom.
MY FAVOURITE THINGS AT XMAS # 4
The reindeer that fly like the birds on the wing
Santa Claus
commanding with his gifts to bring
Joy
bringing Carollers with songs to sing
These are a
few of my favourite things
THE ORIGINS OF DANCE # 1
If Scottish dancers
Come from
Scotland
And Irish
dancers
Come from
Ireland
Are Lap
dancers
From
Lapland?
CHRISTMAS COMPLEMENT
As I was basting the bird
A thought,
to me occurred
It was only
at this time of peace
That Turkey
and Greece,
As with hot
fat you smother,
Complement
each other
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