FROSTY, WINDY, CLOUDY AND SQUALLY

 

Frosty, Windy, Cloudy and Squally,

Misty, Rainbow and Precipitous Hail

Are the met office seven dwarfs

And let’s not forget Princess Gale

 

 

ARE YOU WEARING FAIRY DUST?

 

Are you wearing fairy dust?

If you’re a fairy, it really is a must

But the one thing I cannot tell

Are you the one called Tinkerbelle?

ARE YOU WEARING WHITE TINSEL?

 

Are you wearing white tinsel?

Tied amidst your lustrous curls

It makes you look so beautiful

And more like an angel than a girl

ARE YOU WEARING BLUE TINSEL?

 

Are you wearing blue tinsel?

Tied amidst your lustrous curls

Not a festive hue and yet

You have it amidst the curls

So is it a statement or was it

The only colour you could get

ARE YOU WEARING GREEN TINSEL?

 

Are you wearing green tinsel?

Tied around your lustrous curls

Like a goddess of the woods

Are you one of the “nature” girls?

ARE YOU WEARING ANY CLOTHES?

 

Are you wearing any clothes?

My little Christmas elf

You’re supposed to dress the tree!

Not undress yourself

ARE YOU WEARING TINSEL?

 

Are you wearing tinsel?

Draped about your figure

Like a festive feather boa

Just covering your treasure

How seductive you appear

A little package of pleasure

You dance and prance

So full of vim and vigour

Now let me pull the tinsel

Then you can pull my trigger