Wednesday, 7 June 2023

CHRISTMAS IS WHEN I TRY TO BE UNUSUALLY KIND

 

Christmas is when I try to be unusually kind

And compassionate to those around me

Not that I’m a good person, it’s just because

I don’t know who my Secret Santa will be

DO YOU KNOW WHY THE CHRISTMAS ALPHABET

 

Do you know why the Christmas alphabet

Is one letter short? Then I will happily tell

There are only twenty five letters in it

Because the Christmas alphabet has Noel

WHY DOESN'T SANTA HAVE ANY KIDS?

 

Why doesn't Santa have any kids?

Well it’s impossible for him see

As he only comes once a year

And he’s normally up a chimney

SANTA IS SUCH A JOLLY CHAP

 

Have you ever wondered

Why Santa is such a jolly chap?

Well it’s because he knows

Where all the naughty girls are at

THERE IS A SINGING ELF

 

There is a singing Elf

Up at the North Pole

With a powerful voice

For one so small and dapper

 

The singing Elf croons

All day in the workshop

So the other Elf’s call him

The Christmas Wrapper

Monday, 29 May 2023

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – GOOD TIDINGS (2016)

 

This cheerless British movie is not a typical example of Christmas fayre, so if you’re looking for a schmaltzy tale full of Carols and Candy Canes this is not one for you.

It takes place in a derelict listed building in a northern City which has been occupied by a collection of homeless people, among them was a war-veteran with a chequered past.

However, when three vicious psychopaths, wearing Santa suits, attack  the residents on Christmas Day, he must draw on a side of himself he had kept buried.

 

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – CHRISTMAS CUPCAKES (2018)

 

After the death of their father sisters Kim and Gina Remo (Cindy Busby and Erin Karpluk) take over their family bakery only to discover their father was in serious debt and that the bakery is facing foreclosure, the family have until Christmas Eve to save it.

So, to prevent closing their doors right before Christmas, the girl’s team-up to try and save the business by entering a TV baking competition.

They are supported by their mother Goldie (Holly Turner), Uncle Mario (Fulvio Cecere) and Gina’s daughter Lee (Jessica Jumaga).