It was Christmas Eve closing time, nearly
Where a
last minute shopper, frustrated clearly
Was rummaging
through the freezer cabinet
At her
nearest out of town super market
Desperately
searching for a frozen turkey
And
couldn't find one big enough for her family
Then she
saw a young shop assistant pass by
And decided
that she would give him a try
"Do
these turkeys get any bigger?" she said
Puzzled he
replied "No madam, they're dead."
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