Monday, 22 August 2022

VENTURA HOLIDAY

 

A Christmas cruise in the Caribbean

What a dream for the Christmas season

It’s a dream holiday for anyone

And costs thousands of pounds for a reason

Among other things what you would expect

When venturing on the ocean waves

Is to be in company of likeminded people

Who comprehend how they should behave

You book early to avoid disappointment

And the chance to choose where to stay

Settle the amount in plenty of time

Then in December you’re on your way

But then to ensure a full compliment

Those greedy so and so’s at P& O

Heavily discount the remaining cabins

To all and sundry, happy Christmas ho ho ho

From every city, village and town

From Great Yarmouth to Merseyside

From John O’Groats to Lands End

And from Fishguard to Tyneside

They come in search of a bargain

And a cut price berth on a luxury cruise

The uncouth the loutish and the crude

They who measure fun in volumes of booze

And so begins the Chav cruise from hell

Not hell for the Chavs themselves sadly

But for the poor souls who paid their way

Chavs know no other way to behave but badly

For alcohol consumption they know no limit

This is apparent for every poor soul to see

Drunken food fights soon breakout

Some even set fire to the Christmas tree

What a sad indictment on our society

The way the Chavs behave abroad

It’s a shame that international law

Won’t let us throw the bastards overboard

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