A Christmas cruise in the Caribbean
What a
dream for the Christmas season
It’s a
dream holiday for anyone
And costs
thousands of pounds for a reason
Among other
things what you would expect
When venturing
on the ocean waves
Is to be in
company of likeminded people
Who
comprehend how they should behave
You book
early to avoid disappointment
And the
chance to choose where to stay
Settle the
amount in plenty of time
Then in
December you’re on your way
But then to
ensure a full compliment
Those
greedy so and so’s at P& O
Heavily
discount the remaining cabins
To all and
sundry, happy Christmas ho ho ho
From every
city, village and town
From Great
Yarmouth to Merseyside
From John
O’Groats to Lands End
And from
Fishguard to Tyneside
They come
in search of a bargain
And a cut
price berth on a luxury cruise
The uncouth
the loutish and the crude
They who
measure fun in volumes of booze
And so
begins the Chav cruise from hell
Not hell
for the Chavs themselves sadly
But for the
poor souls who paid their way
Chavs know
no other way to behave but badly
For alcohol
consumption they know no limit
This is
apparent for every poor soul to see
Drunken
food fights soon breakout
Some even
set fire to the Christmas tree
What a sad
indictment on our society
The way the
Chavs behave abroad
It’s a
shame that international law
Won’t let
us throw the bastards overboard
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