SANTA’S HELPERS HAVE A CRICKET TEAM

 

Santa’s Helpers have a cricket team

And they play when they can

They have no problem getting numbers

And the substitute is twelf man

IN SANTA’S CHRISTMAS VILLAGE

 

In Santa’s Christmas village

What do you call a female Elf?

Well not an Elfess or Elfette

So, the name would be “a Shelf”

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – THE CHRISTMAS TRAIN (2017)

 

A world weary journalist, Tom Langdon (Dermot Mulroney) takes a four day trip on a train from Washington, D.C. to Los Angeles for Christmas hoping to get ideas for a book he's writing in memory of his late father.

He quickly gets to know the other passengers, in particular busy body Agnes (Joan Cusack) and film Director Max Powers (Danny Glover) who is travelling with his script writer Eleanor Carter (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) who just happens to be Tom’s old flame and as the story unfolds it's obvious to everyone aboard the Christmas Train that the two of them are still in love.

ON CHRISTMAS DAY 1991

 

Mikhail Gorbachev formally resigned as president of the Soviet Union and the Union was formally dissolved the next day.

SANTA CLAUS PASSED HIS TEST

 

Santa Claus passed his test

One fine frost filled day

Which was evidenced

By Noel plates on the sleigh

SANTA’S SLEIGH BROKE DOWN

 

Santa’s sleigh broke down

So, he stopped a passing motorist

Who offered to give him a toe

But then he was a Chiropodist

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – CHRISTMAS IN EVERGREEN (2017)

 

In the picturesque little town of Evergreen, Allie Shaw (Ashley Williams) is the local veterinarian about to make the move to Washington to start a new career and be closer to boyfriend Spencer (Marcus Rosner), at his behest, but she loves Evergreen and doesn’t really want to go but she agrees to give it ago.

But then Ryan Bellamy (Teddy Sears) and daughter Zoe (Jaeda Lily Miller) make an unscheduled stop in Evergreen on their way to the airport to catch a plane to Florida.

In the diner run by Allies parents Carol and Joe (Barbara Niven and Malcolm Stewart) there is a special snow globe which if you shake it and make a wish, magic can happen.

Allie, in the hope that it might spur Spenser into action, wishes this will be her most romantic Christmas ever.

Zoe also makes a wish that she and her dad can spend Christmas in Evergreen and as a result a snow storm closes the airport and Allie does get her romantic Christmas.