FOR WOMEN THE HOLIDAY SHOPPING SEASON

 

For women the holiday shopping season

Starts on all hallows Eve

For men the holiday shopping season

Starts on Christmas Eve

A LITTLE BOY WROTE TO SANTA CLAUSE

 

A little boy wrote to Santa Clause

“Please send me a brother”

Santa Clause wrote him back,

“Ok, send me your mother”

IF THE NEVERLAND GOVERNMENT

 

If the Neverland government

Hadn’t cut his disability   

Captain Hook would never

Have turned to piracy?

THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE

 

There is a special place

In hell for people that play

Any Christmas music

Before Thanksgiving Day

FROSTY, WINDY, CLOUDY AND SQUALLY

 

Frosty, Windy, Cloudy and Squally,

Misty, Rainbow and Precipitous Hail

Are the met office seven dwarfs

And let’s not forget Princess Gale

 

 

ARE YOU WEARING FAIRY DUST?

 

Are you wearing fairy dust?

If you’re a fairy, it really is a must

But the one thing I cannot tell

Are you the one called Tinkerbelle?

ARE YOU WEARING WHITE TINSEL?

 

Are you wearing white tinsel?

Tied amidst your lustrous curls

It makes you look so beautiful

And more like an angel than a girl