Are you wearing Christmas spats?
Well I don’t like them much
But I have to admit that the motif
Of holly is a very nice touch
Saturday, 4 March 2023
ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS SPATS?
I TOOK THE GRANDCHILDREN TO THE THEATRE
I took the grandchildren to the theatre
To watch the new pantomime
Aladdin
I knew it wasn’t going
to be very good
As they refunded my
money on the way in
WHEN GINGERBREAD MEN SLEEP
When a gingerbread man lays
On his bed Perchance
to sleep
He does so every
single night
Saturday, 25 February 2023
THREE MEN DIED ON CHRISTMAS EVE
Three men died on Christmas Eve
And were stood before St Peter
“You must all pass a simple test
Before you are allowed to enter”
“So produce a symbol of the season
Either on or about your person”
The first man retrieved a bauble
From his overcoat pocket
And St Peter turned to the gate
And proceeded to unlock it
St Peter said “You are blessed
Because you have passed the test”
The next man took a red bow
From his overcoat pocket
And St Peter turned to the gate
And proceeded to unlock it
St Peter said “You are blessed
Because you have passed the test”
The last man took a pair of panties
From his overcoat pocket
St Peter stood fast before the gate
And made no effort to unlock it
St Peter said “You are not blessed
Because you have failed the test”
“In what way do a pair of knickers
Symbolized the Christmas season
I fail to see how they are appropriate
So enlighten me as to the reason”
So the man proceeded to explain
“A young woman’s intimate apparels
Are without a doubt appropriate
When they happen to be carols”
IT WAS ANOTHER SUV CHRISTMAS
It was another SUV Christmas
Thanks to my significant other
No not that kind of SUV, I got
Socks, Underwear and Viagra
MY WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER # 3
My worst Christmas present ever
Without a doubt, I have concluded
Was when I received a box of batteries
Labelled “toys not included”
THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – A CHRISTMAS PIROUETTE (2020)
Former Olympic skating hopeful Courtney
Bennett (Abigail
Klein) runs the Worcester outdoor public skating oval in
the Common behind City Hall and teaches skating classes, when Mayor Greenwood (Will Lyman) announces it will be closing after Christmas.
Then she meets former NHL hockey player
Noah Tremblay (Ryan Cooper) who runs the new indoor skating centre
and his daughter Grace (Meara Mahoney-Gross) after Grace joins
Courtney's skating class.
But they come together to try to save the
public rink and the Christmas Carnival at the Oval and fall in love along the
way.
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