Sunday, 22 September 2024

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – THE CHRISTMAS THIEF (2021)

 

Lana Lawton (Michelle Borth) left her job in a Law office to fulfil her lifelong dream of becoming a Private Eye but after a year she is still trying to secure a position with a agency.

Just before Christmas she has an interview with Robin (Vivica A. Fox) which was unsuccessful, so she returned home for the holidays.

The first person she meets is her nephew Henry (Bryson JonSteele) who wants her to investigate the neighbourhood Santa (Tom Lally) to find out if he’s the real deal.

However there is a real crime going on with a string of local burglaries in which small valuables are being stolen and is being investigated by handsome local police detective Nick Tallon (Jarrid Masse), who she allies herself with in order to help her secure a job with Robin.

But she also has to content with her parents trying to get her back working in a Law Office and in a relationship with her old high school sweetheart Teddy (Leigh Foster).

So will she catch the thief but have her heart stolen?

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – NOEL NEXT DOOR (2022)

 

The most important thing in Divorced diner waitress Noelle’s (Natalie Hall) life is her son Henry (Callum Shoniker) and there has been no room for romance in her life since her divorce.

Then she meets musician Jeremy Geer (Corey Sevier) at the diner who is recovering from a stroke and sees a very different man to the Grinch that everyone else sees.

But what will happen when their worlds collide?

Saturday, 21 September 2024

OVER INDULGENTLY SAVOURED

 

There are many things at Christmas

Of which we over indulgently savour

So, we have to take Milk of Magnesia  

But it is Brandy buttered flavour

GET OUT OF THE BLOODY ROAD

 

Santa Claus crossed the road

To get to the other side

“Get out of the bloody road”

The drunken driver cried

But the red suited man

Was the victim of Santacide

Thursday, 12 September 2024

The Islands in the Bay – Chapter (186) New Years Eve

 


When they first moved to Spaniards Creek, Molly was hoping

St Clara’s would suit her rather more than the main churches on the island in St Pierre.

So, when she and Danny walked inside, she was apprehensive, but she was not disappointed with the church she’d chosen and felt immediately at home, and they had been regulars ever since.

It was a small church by Norman standards and was full of catholic iconography and a spectacular stained-glass window behind the dais was a joy to behold.

 

It was a gloriously bright morning, on New Year’s Eve, with a clear blue sky and not a hint of breeze or the snow which was expected by the next day.

The Church was well attended and there was a hum of chattering among the congregants as the news of Arielle’s blessing was spread among the faithful, they spotted Arielle sitting on the front pew with Harry in protection mode and they assumed the other woman with them was Justyna Krajewska.  

She and Arielle were the same age, but very different in appearance, both were attractive women, Arielle was a small and delicately featured woman with bobbed brown hair, and pale complexion due to her condition, whereas Justyna Krajewska was a tall willowy woman, with shoulder length brunette hair, intelligent green laughing eyes, a broad toothy smile and a warm open manner and altogether a very pleasant demeanour.

“Hello Arielle” Molly said and stooped down and kissed her.

“Hi Molly” she responded “Have you met Justyna, she is a fellow cleric”

“Hello,” she said and shook her hand “How do you like our little church?”

“I love it, I felt immediately at home as soon as I set foot inside” Justyna replied

“Yes, it had the same effect on me” Molly responded and smiled at Arielle.

 

Reverend Henry Noble took the service, but Arielle did the reading, however that would be the last time either of them attended St Clara’s for a while and the following Sunday Reverend Justyna Krajewska was in the pulpit.  

 

The Shaw Brothers Ferry Company were holding a New Year’s Eve party at the Mablethorpe Spa Hotel in Pipershaven.

Bernie Keach worked at the St Giles Island office and travelled to the Hotel in the morning and was the first to arrive and had booked in early, so he could enjoy some of the facilities.

Later when he was on his way down to the bar to have a drink before going in to find his table, he heard a commotion at the function’s check in desk, and he recognized one of the voices as one of his colleague’s, Ewa.

He paused on the stairs and drank in the scene, though his eyes were focused on her, and he thought she looked gorgeous in her evening dress.

“What do you mean I’m not on the list?” she shouted

“My name is Ewa Szczepaniec”

“I can’t see it” the receptionist said as he perused his list “Can you spell it?” 

“S.Z.C.Z.E.P.A.N.I.E.C” she said slowly and deliberately

“No that hasn’t helped” he said, “Can you write it down?”

Reluctantly she printed her surname on a piece of paper and handed it to him

“No that hasn’t helped either” he said and then laughed

“Wow that would score big on scrabble, perhaps that’s what we should call you Miss Scrabble”

“My name is Ewa Szczepaniec” she repeated slowly “S.Z.C.Z.E.P.A.N.I.E.C”

“Yes, I understand” he said “but I must just ask, do you lot have something against vowels”

“My lot, my lot, what do you mean, my lot?” she said angrily, which was when Bernie arrived, and stepped between them before Ewa brained him.

But it quickly became apparent that she was not calming down, so he steered her away from the fray and she left reception like a marauding bull, with him right behind her carrying her pashmina and clutch bag.

Once Bernie caught up with her, he walked Ewa around the courtyard and calmed her down and soothed her temper with his comforting words and a reassuring hug.

 

After half an hour her mood had lightened sufficiently for him to propose they make another attempt to gain entry to the function and she concurred, so they walked back to the Hotel arm in arm and he stayed by her side all night, and she had never in her life been happier, so at the end of the evening on the terrace in the moonlight she kissed him.

They often joked over their long life together that the entire night had been something of a cliché, but they didn’t care.

The Islands in the Bay – Chapter (185) New Years Eve, Eve

 

On Saturday just after lunch there was a knock on the door at Cliff Haven and when Danny opened the door Reverend Arielle Archer, and her husband Harry were standing there.

“Hello, you two” he said “Come in out of the cold, you look perished”

“Thank you” Harry said

“Go through into the lounge” Danny said

“It’s lovely to see you” Molly said, and they embraced but she thought Arielle looked very pale

“But I don’t think you should have come out on a day like this”

“We have some news that we wanted you to hear from us first” Arielle said

“Oh?” Molly asked with concern

 “It’s a good thing” Harry interjected

“We’re having a baby” Arielle said

“That’s wonderful news” Molly said and kissed her

“Congratulations” Danny added and shook Harry’s hand before giving him a hug.

 

After all the kissing and embracing was over Arielle said

“There is some bad news”

“Oh?” Molly asked with concern again

“Yes, the Doctor has advised complete rest” Arielle said

“Is everything ok?” Molly asked

“It’s precautionary” Arielle replied

“It’s Preeclampsia and acute anaemia” Harry corrected her

“Then you must rest” Molly said “We’ll get someone else to cover for you, I’ve been thinking for some time that we need to get a curate to assist you”

 

If St Clara’s had still been a Church of England Church a locum would have been supplied, but they weren’t, so they had to make other arrangements.

In the past Henry Noble, for whom Arielle had been curate for several years, had stood in for her, and over Christmas, but he was working at the St Giles retreat on St Giles du Cabot so he couldn’t cover all of her parochial duties.

However there was a someone who had spent a prolonged period at the retreat following a long battle with cancer.

Forty-year-old Justyna Krajewska who was ready to leave the retreat but was unsure where her future lay so Henry Noble had suggested St Clara’s, and had introduced her to Arielle.

 

Arielle liked her and in turn suggested her to Molly, but obviously Molly would need to meet her for herself, however there was a slight complication, as only a very select few knew that Molly owned the Church, so a chance meeting had to be engineered, it was decided that the New Year’s Eve service would be the best time.

The Islands in the Bay – Chapter (184) Suggesting Change

 

Molly and Danny had enjoyed Christmas and planned on enjoying the New Year’s Weekend in the same vein but in the meantime, they were planning their trip.

The itinerary for the book signings was already set in stone, and they had just received it by email that morning, so the planning involved finding suitable accommodation in each City and some research into what to see and do while they were there.

Also as they were going to Australia it gave them the opportunity to see Danny’s brother and family again. 

 

On the Friday before New Year’s, Sam Archer was taking his girlfriend Nikki Harrison, her mum Katie, her other half George Wood, her aunt Louise Stratford and her husband Neil, Shepherdess Hayley Stock and her boyfriend Jamie White, out to dinner at the Beaumont Manor Hotel.

So he drove from Spaniards Creek to Beacon Farm with Jada Ellington in the passenger seat who was going to babysit the Stratford’s Twins for the evening.

George answered his knock which was quite fortuitous for Sam to get George on his own and allowed them to have a brief, yet important, conversation before joining the others, while Jada went straight in.

 

Katie was in the lounge and kissed his cheek and hugged him tightly.

“Thank you, Sam,” she said, and she was filling up, he wasn’t sure what exactly she was thanking him for, was it for the meal or just for making her daughter happy.

It could have been either, but it certainly could not have been for what he and George had just been discussing.

He patted her on the back, and she released her grip and turned away to wipe her eyes, and a few minutes later Nikki came into the lounge, and he thought she looked as lovely as ever.

“Hello darling” she said as she walked over and kissed him

“I didn’t know you were here; I didn’t hear the door”

 

A short period of small talk followed and then Nikki looked at her watch and said

“I think we should make a move”

“Yes” Sam agreed “But before we go, I want to ask you something”

“Can’t it wait until dinner? I’m starved, I’ve been looking forward to my roast duck all day”

“You’re going to have duck again?” Sam asked

“Of course,” she replied with a confused look on her face

“There are other things on the menu” he pointed out

“I know” she retorted

“You could just give something else a try” he teased

“I have tried other things; I had a stroganoff once” she retorted indignantly

“Just the one time?” he said

“Yes, but that’s because I don’t like change” she replied

“You don’t like change?”

“No, I don’t”

“Then we might have a problem” Sam said and glanced over to the sofa, George was smiling broadly, and Katie looked bemused.

“What do you mean?” she asked in alarm

“Well, I was going to suggest that you change your last name” he said and fished out a ring box from his pocket.

“Nikki Harrison, will you please marry me”

“What?” she exclaimed

“Will you marry me?” he repeated,

She just stood and stared at him for a full minute, and he was beginning to worry that he had been premature and then all of a sudden, she screamed and threw her arms around his neck.

“Is that a, yes?”

“Yes” she replied

George and Katie were hugging, as Katie watched her daughter’s joy unfold, no doubt remembering long passed moments from her childhood, then Nikki rushed over and hugged and kissed her mum, then she looked over her shoulder and said

“I’m still having the duck”