CHRISTMAS MUMMIES

 

Why do Mummies

Think Christmas is so apt

I think they love it

Because they get unwrapped

SANTAS GOOD AT KARATE

 

Santas good at Karate

At least I’ve always felt

I guess I thought that

Because he has a black belt

A SNOW MONSTER HAS A SIX PACK

A Snow monster has a six pack

After his core fitness plan

And the muscular monster is

The abdominable snowman 

AT THE NORTH POLE THEY DON’T PERMIT

 

At the North Pole they don’t permit

Elf’s to play a single gambling game

But one Elf played the lottery and won

I won’t say more but Welfy is his name

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – CHRISTMAS IN BIG SKY COUNTRY (2023)

 

Becca Collins (Rebecca Dalton) runs her yarn shop in Montana and sources the wool locally from the family farm run by her father Anthony (Shaun Johnston) and sister Rose (Tamara Duarte).

But the shop is struggling to make ends meet and her brother-in-law Josh (Mark Ghanimé) has to work on an oil rig in Alaska to bring money in.

After an incident on the rig and communications are cut off and they are getting not reports from the company in Houston.

So to appease the families new promoted PR Agent Logan Johnston (Olivier Renaud) is sent to Montana, but he soon realises he is just there to improve the company's image and after meeting Becca and her family he rebels against his heartless corporate boss Martin Hill (Conrad Coates) and  finds himself in the fight to save those on board the stricken platform and before long he and Becca are stricken.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – HOLIDAY IN THE HAMPTONS (2024)

 

When Real Estate Manager Jade Lewis (Ashley Brinkman) is informed by her father Arnold (Eric Roberts) that she has inherited her grandfather's home in the Hamptons.

When she gets to the house she discovers that neither time nor distance truly extinguish the sparks of first love when she meets her childhood sweetheart Diego Murillo (Mario Silva).

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE IRISH (2024)

 

Rose Walsh (Fiona Gubelmann) is a property investor who buys up run down real estate and after renovating she quicky sells them on.

She is a bit of a nomad so just before Christmas she travels to Ireland to flip a cottage she purchased for a bargain price.

However on arrival she discovers to find the property is in need of substantial repairs and is a listed property.

The townspeople are very welcoming and she makes friends with two other visitors Sandy and Caitlin (Tara Egan Langley and Flavia Watson) while she is staying at the hotel.

She has to work closely with Sean O'Loughlin (Eoin Macken) who helps her with the rules and regulations while introducing her to embrace Irish Christmas traditions,

Inevitably they find themselves falling for each other but can the relationship go anywhere when Sean has no desire to leave his hometown and she has a fear of settling down in one spot.