ITS NOT KISSING UNDER THE MISTLETOE

 

Its not kissing under the mistletoe,

To be perfectly unambiguous

That will lead you to mischief

Its kissing under the influence

SANTA CLAUS IS NOW ON INSTA

 

Santa Claus is now on Insta

And he’s quite active on there

His posts are a bit dull tho

They’re mainly elfies to be fair

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – NATIVITY 3: DUDE, WHERE'S MY DONKEY?!

 

Mrs. Keen (Celia Imrie) is the new Headmistress of St Bernadette's Primary in Coventry and is in a state of agitation due to an imminent inspection.

So, when Mr. Shepherd (Martin Clunes) arrives at the school with his daughter Lauren (Lauren Hobbs) she assumes him to be the new Super Teacher she is expecting to help prepare for the inspection.

He first meets classroom assistant Desmond Poppy (Marc Wootton) who wants the school to enter a flash mob competition.

When Mr Shepherd loses his memory after being kicked in the head by Archie the Donkey, he forgets he is a teacher, a father, and his impending wedding in New York to Sophie O'Donnell (Catherine Tate).

So, Mr Poppy tells him that he is the headmaster, and Mr Shepherd works for him and he and the class set out on a madcap adventure to restore his memory with fantastic flash mobs a plenty.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – NATIVITY! 3

 

Mrs. Keen (Celia Imrie) is the new Headmistress of St Bernadette's Primary in Coventry and is in a state of agitation due to an imminent inspection.

So, when Mr. Shepherd (Martin Clunes) arrives at the school with his daughter Lauren (Lauren Hobbs) she assumes him to be the new Super Teacher she is expecting to help prepare for the inspection.

He first meets classroom assistant Desmond Poppy (Marc Wootton) who wants the school to enter a flash mob competition.

When Mr Shepherd loses his memory after being kicked in the head by Archie the Donkey, he forgets he is a teacher, a father, and his impending wedding in New York to Sophie O'Donnell (Catherine Tate).

So, Mr Poppy tells him that he is the headmaster, and Mr Shepherd works for him and he and the class set out on a madcap adventure to restore his memory with fantastic flash mobs a plenty.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – CHRISTMAS WITH YOU (2022)

 

Angelina (Aimee Garcia) is a successful pop star who’s star is waning and is struggling to be relevant with a younger demographic so travels to a small town with her friend  Monique (Zenzi Williams) to connect with a young fan Cristina (Deja Monique Cruz) to hopefully find inspiration for a Christmas song she has to write and perform at a Christmas Gala.

But after heavy snow fall, Angelina and Monique end up staying over at Cristina’s house and the pop star writes a song with her father Miguel (Freddie Prinze Jr) and finds ample inspiration and an abundance of love.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE FOR DAISY (2021)

 

Interior designer Whitney Alder (Jill Wagner) owns Marietta Designs in the small town of the same name, which she runs with her friend Andi Buchanan (Tegan Moss).

Word of a prestigious job opportunity comes their way while they are designing Santa's float for the town's annual Christmas parade.

After getting the job of fully designing a landmark house by Christmas Eve and then discover the new owner of the house is Whitney's ex-boyfriend Connor Sheenan (Nick Bateman), who moved to Marietta from Los Angeles with his adopted daughter Daisy (Rubi Tupper).

Daisy is very happy with her dad and to be in a new town but has one overwhelming wish to make her life perfect, a new mum, and after meeting Whitney and finding out she and her dad had dated she thinks that she would be a good prospect.

However after a frosty first meeting that seems like a tall order, but as they work together furnishing the house they reconnect and after all Christmas is a time for miracles.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – ANGEL FALLS CHRISTMAS (2021)

 

Devoted surgeon Ally (Jessica Lowndes) having just received a promotion still commits to doing extra shifts over Christmas, so when she has dinner with her marketing boyfriend, Josh (David Reale), he breaks up with her instead of proposing as he planned.

He expresses a wish that she would understand that there is more to life than just work and she wishes he could understand why work was so important to her, and two angels Gabe and Maureen (Chad Michael Murray and Jane Luk) hear the wishes.

Maureen gets a job working for Josh and Gabriel help Ally as she half-heartedly sets out to celebrate Christmas, which she hasn’t  done for a long time and helps her keep on the right track as she tries to win Josh back, but Gabe finds himself falling for her himself.