When gingerbread men lay
On
their beds, Perchance to sleep
They
do so every single night
Laying
down on a cookie sheet
When gingerbread men lay
On
their beds, Perchance to sleep
They
do so every single night
Laying
down on a cookie sheet
Dasher, Dancer and Prancer
Are
coffee loving schmucks
That’s
why Santa calls them
His
three great Star Bucks
On a Christmas Tree
Amidst
all the Glints
The
trees favourite
Candy
is Orna Mints
Why do Mummies
Think
Christmas is so apt
I
think they love it
Because
they get unwrapped
Santas good at Karate
At
least I’ve always felt
I
guess I thought that
Because
he has a black belt
A Snow monster has a six pack
After
his core fitness plan
And
the muscular monster is
The abdominable snowman