In the frozen north
The
snowmen
Call
their offspring
Their
Chill-dren
Saturday, 7 February 2026
ALPHABETICAL CHRISTMAS
Do you know why the Christmas alphabet
Is
one letter short? Then I will happily tell
There
are only twenty-five letters in it
Because
the Christmas alphabet has Noel
PEERING AT THE WINDOW
In the morning Santa stood
At the
window to peer
And said to
Mrs. Claus
“It looks
like rein dear”
ADVENT CALENDARS ARE GOING OUT OF FASHION
Advent Calendars are going out of fashion
As
their popularity is so encumbered
But
in truth they’re going out of fashion
Because
frankly their days are numbered
BROKEN DRUM
A broken drum is the best
Christmas
gift you can get
That
might surprise you
But
you really can’t beat it
GINGERBREAD SLEEPERS
When gingerbread men lay
On
their beds, Perchance to sleep
They
do so every single night
Laying
down on a cookie sheet
DASHER, DANCER AND PRANCER
Dasher, Dancer and Prancer
Are
coffee loving schmucks
That’s
why Santa calls them
His
three great Star Bucks
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