I REMEMBER THE TIME

 

I remember the time

I stopped believing in Santa Claus

And getting pants and socks

In my stocking was the cause

WHERE IS YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?

 

Where is your Christmas Spirit?

Tell me are you feeling it yet?

Why are you looking over there?

It’s not in your liquor cabinet

DEAR SANTA, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

 

“Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas

This year is a brother”

Santa replied and said “ok, can do, just

Send me your mother”

THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF NATIVITY

 

The Great British Bake-Off nativity

Is to be a real festive feast

And baker Paul Hollywood says its

Because the Star is in the Yeast

JESUS WAS EXACTLY 7LB WHEN HE WAS BORN

Jesus was exactly 7lb when he was born

And they told every visiting stranger

And Mary and Joseph knew it was true

Because they had a weigh in the manger.

WITH TWO DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS

 

With two days till Christmas

Sales will definitely pick up a bit

As men start Christmas shopping

And start to buy ‘any old shit’

IF FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS LUNCH

 

If for your Christmas lunch

You have Roast Duck on a platter

You are in for an absolute treat

As it will be a Christmas Quacker