One of the paradoxes of family life
Is that kids will
never admit to parents
That they don’t
believe in Santa Claus
While every Christmas
they get presents
Sunday, 6 August 2023
CHRISTMAS PARADOX
IN THE RUN UP TO CHRISTMAS BE ESPECIALLY
In the run up to Christmas be especially
Kind and caring to
those around you
Because in the office
Secret Santa
You don’t know who
will be buying for you
REMEMBER, CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT
Remember, Christmas isn't about
How big the tree is,
or what's under it
Or the Christmas
lights and decorations
It's about the people who
are around it
CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED!
Christmas has been cancelled!
Let me make it
perfectly clear
Santa died laughing
when I told him
I’d been a good boy this
year!
I ALWAYS ENJOY THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTIES
I always enjoy the office Christmas parties
It’s my favourite part
of the holiday
What I don’t like
about the Christmas parties
Is looking for a new
job the next day
FAMILIES ARE AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE
Families are an absolute nightmare
I wouldn’t visit mine
on a dare
Santa Claus has the
right idea
Visiting people only
once a year
I REMEMBER THE TIME
I remember the time
I stopped believing in
Santa Claus
And getting pants and
socks
In my stocking was the
cause
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