That's political correctness that is
In one of its
insidious ways
That’s stops us saying
merry Christmas
Thursday, 2 February 2023
THAT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THAT IS # 1
Wednesday, 1 February 2023
FOR MY POOR DELUDED FATHER
For my poor deluded father
The men in white coats
beaconed
He thought he was a
chocolate orange
So now he’s been
sectioned
I GOT AN INAPPROPRIATE PRESENT
I got an inappropriate present
From my grandparents you know
Ordinarily a Slinky is a great gift
But not if you live in a bungalow
WHEN YOU OPEN THE WINDOWS
When you open the windows
Throughout the festive season
On Microsoft’s advent calendar
They suddenly close for no reason
FOR WOMEN THE HOLIDAY SHOPPING SEASON
For women the holiday shopping season
Starts on all hallows
Eve
For men the holiday shopping
season
Starts on Christmas
Eve
A LITTLE BOY WROTE TO SANTA CLAUSE
A little boy wrote to Santa Clause
“Please send me a
brother”
Santa Clause wrote him
back,
“Ok, send me your
mother”
IF THE NEVERLAND GOVERNMENT
If the Neverland government
Hadn’t cut his
disability
Captain Hook would
never
Have turned to piracy?
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