CHRISTMAS PARADOX

 

One of the paradoxes of family life

Is that kids will never admit to parents

That they don’t believe in Santa Claus

While every Christmas they get presents

IN THE RUN UP TO CHRISTMAS BE ESPECIALLY

 

In the run up to Christmas be especially

Kind and caring to those around you

Because in the office Secret Santa

You don’t know who will be buying for you

REMEMBER, CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT

 

Remember, Christmas isn't about

How big the tree is, or what's under it

Or the Christmas lights and decorations

It's about the people who are around it

CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED!

 

Christmas has been cancelled!

Let me make it perfectly clear

Santa died laughing when I told him

I’d been a good boy this year!

I ALWAYS ENJOY THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTIES

 

I always enjoy the office Christmas parties

It’s my favourite part of the holiday

What I don’t like about the Christmas parties

Is looking for a new job the next day

FAMILIES ARE AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE

 

Families are an absolute nightmare

I wouldn’t visit mine on a dare

Santa Claus has the right idea

Visiting people only once a year

I REMEMBER THE TIME

 

I remember the time

I stopped believing in Santa Claus

And getting pants and socks

In my stocking was the cause