Christmas lists are short
As nobody wants a fuss
Or make demands on
The Godfather
Christmas
Sunday 6 August 2023
SNOW GLOBE NIGHTMARE
Last night I dreamed I was trapped
In a snow globe, until
I could waken
And when I awoke from
that dream
I have to say I was
badly shaken
WHICH CAROLS DO YOU WANT TO DO?
“Which carols do you want to do?”
The music teacher
asked me
I misunderstood the
question and replied
“Needham, Crow and
Vitale”
I DECIDED TO SPICE UP CHRISTMAS
I decided to spice up Christmas
And along with some
scanties
I bought her some
special toys
That cost me a fortune
in batteries
FOR OUR CHRISTMAS DINNER
For our Christmas dinner
We had German sprouts
And they in no way
allayed
Any low emission
doubts
INSTEAD OF THE TRADITIONAL TURKEY
Instead of the traditional Turkey
We had Venison this
year
While up at the North
Pole
Santa was missing a
Reindeer
WE HAD TO CUT THE LEGS OFF
We had to cut the legs off
The turkey to get it
in the oven
But I think we should
have
Killed it first on
reflection
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